| Last night's sarging:
I haven't posted any field or lay reports yet, as I never really had anything of significance to say. But Saturday night I went out sarging with my friend and tried out some new stuff I've been working on. The important thing here isn't the lay but all the new information and techniques I managed to push into this game. It was also a pleasant break from work. I was peacocking my best necklace, cowboy hat and big leather boots, my wing was wearing a loose white shirt with sparkles down the front and enough jewelry to qualify as a vendor.
My wing is a good friend and has pretty good game. We went out with the goals of having a fucking good time, trying out as much new material as possible and both of us get laid. I hope you guys enjoy this:
We hit the club at nine, it was packed. I opened about three sets as we walked in. Nothing fancy, just a few comments, NEGs and cut it short. I didn't see anyone I really fancied until about an hour and a half later, by that time we settled down and I had established social dominance and had enough social proof that I could open virtually any girl I wanted too. (tips- open girls left and right. Throw complements and NEGs equally. Be relaxed and remember- be the LIFE of the party)
This 3-set cought my eye. HB9 alpha (hot Caucasian blond), HB8 (brunette and very cute smile) and HB7 (being generous with this one. I think she was Latino and chubby) I opened the HB8 before with eye contact, but it was the HB9 I had my eye on.
I approached, smiled at the HB9 and HB7
White Rose: “hey kid” (to the HB8) “so how are you guys enjoying yourselves?”
HB9: “We're doing fine”
I don't even look at her and settle down between the HB8 and HB7, my friend settles next to the HB8. The HB9 is across from us and obviously has her bitch shields up. I am showing social dominance by not waiting for their approval before settling down.
HB9: (smiles) “I'm Cat, this is L and this is M” (first initials) “Who are you?”
White Rose: “I'm king henry the fifth.”
Cat: “No, really.”
White Rose: “You may call me Rose.”
HB9 (L): “I saw you guys dancing with lots of different girls.” (first shit test)
White Rose: “You don't say.” (easily duck it) “you guys should be dancing, how come you're not enjoying yourselves?” (NEG and small challenge. I could probably have done better)
Cat: “We didn't feel like it.”
L: “Aren't you guys going to buy us drinks or something?” (second shit test)
White Rose: (looks surprised) “what? Why? I'm not thirsty right now.”
L: “That's what most guys do.”
White Rose: “yeah, those guys do that cause they're trying to get into your pants. That's a nice outfit BTW, I think I saw it half price the other day.”
L: “your an asshole, you know?” (third bad shit test)
White Rose: “good retort. Have you been working on it all evening?”
L: “did you come here just to make fun of us?”
White Rose: “No, you have an interesting energy, so I decided to come check it out.”
I then DHVd, using an energy cold reading routine. I through in some humor and get Cat and M laughing.
Cat: “OMG, I love your hair.”
White Rose: (To L)“See, it didn't hurt her to be nice. But don't you try it, you might pull a muscle or something.”
L: “I can be nice!”
White Rose: “Yeah, whatever.”
L: “No, really!” she giggles (her bitch shield has broken down, but she refuses to admit it)
At this point we switched places. My wing, who was keeping out made a move on Cat and started NEGing Cat on her name and cracking her up. At this point L pulled in right next to me. She started showing IOIs (Playing with hair, intent look, her hand occasional stroking mine.
L: “Aren't you attracted to me at all?”
White Rose: “Yeah, what was your name again?” (Got me a nice punch in the arm)
L: "Can I try your hat?”
White Rose: "no, it's a holy hat.”
L: "What?”
White Rose: "A few years ago I went to a Buddhist monk in India who blessed it with the power of love and fertility. Now any girl that tried it on has to have sex with me. And I don't have sex with just any girl, so I don't want you trying it on.” (DHV story and NEG, first time I tried this routine out btw)
L: (laughing) “I don't want to sleep with you.”
White Rose: “That's what they all say, but you can't help it. The urge is more powerful than you and I don't want to risk it, I don't sleep with any girl. You've got some good energy going for you, but I doubt you've got what it takes. Plus you're a blond, so you have to prove you also got a brain.”
L: “You're blond too!”
White Rose: “Yeah, but I don't have to prove to myself I got a brain.” (could I have put this any clearer? You need to qualify, I don't period.) “You know that a relationship, even for one night, can really be something. We could have sex and forget about it the next day. Or we could share something specially together. Some people have relationships for years and never have that special moment. On the other hand you might have that special moment in a very short time and make it last forever.” (Yes, I did use some NLP here, but even if I didn't it would hit home.)
I then glance at M (HB7) who is watching our interaction and feeling like an outsider.
White Rose: “hey, we should find M a guy! Common, lets see if there are any guys have as decent as us around here.”
All five of us get up and I lead my tribe around the club, DHVing on the way by talking to guys and gals left and right. I finally pull a guy over and push him at M. We are all taken care of, so I take my tribe to sit (different location, mind you), we keep up the playful attitude, I make sure everyone is having fun.
A few minutes later L grabs the hat off my head and puts in on.
L: “Fuck! I want to try your hat.”
White Rose: (Sigh) “You asked for it.” (I'm shaking my head as in “what is she thinking?”)
White Rose: “You know, your not such a pain in the ass once you warm up. I think you might actually have some personality under that thick skin of yours.”
L: “shut up.”
At this point we are all cuddling with our partners, except for M and her guy, who are just holding hands. L is sitting in my lap stroking my hair. I see that my wing is about to K-close but I wanted to try something new.
White Rose: (pushing L off of me) “It's getting boring here, lets play a game!”
My wing doesn't know what I'm doing, but he trusts me and pushes Cat off him and stands up.
White Rose: “Get up guys. Lets have a piggy back race!”
Everyone is kind of “huh?”
White Rose: “Girls get on the guys. We race from here to the bar, the loser buys the winner a drink!”
My wing provides social proof and seconds my idea.
White Rose: “And to make things more interesting, the winning girl buys the losing girl a drink. Anything off the bar, not just club sodas! That means that the girls WANT to lose! You need to stop your guy from winning! Tickling and pinching only.” (I am not ticklish and have thick skin;))
At this point it doesn't take much to convince everyone to take part. Everyone around us are watching as we get in places, get ready set, and GO!
Laughing, screaming and yelling we make our way through the noisy club. The crowed was starting to grow thin, but it was still hard to maneuver. My wing makes it half way before collapsing on the floor, I think he k-closed her then. I made it, barely, and let the squealing, giggling L, down. Forgetting that she owes someone a drink she is excited to win and it is no problem for me to K-close.
Five minutes later we are back to sitting down. M's guy, who didn't take more than two steps, ended up getting us all a round of drinks (yes, he was AFC, but it's always good to have one around and he was having a good time)
Half an hour later I offered to drive L home. We made out in the car outside her apartment then went in and did things I am not permitted to disclose on a public forum. _________________ http://www.solomonseagal.com
Anyone can walk into a bar and pick up a random girl.
The trick is to make the experience unforgettable to her.
A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime.
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