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From time to time women you're around will get all giggly about this subject and other times it will be a clear-cut shit test. Sometimes you'll find a woman will ask you directly how big you are. Here's a quick redirect with female-centric humor.
You play it up like you're offended, but it should be obvious you're joking.
You say, "It has been scientifically proven that women can be satisfied with only 3 and a half inches, and it comes in two styles--MasterCard and Visa."
NO! That's not how you turn that question around. Here's how you do it if she asks about cock size or makes any kinda of joke about size whether its towards you or not you say to her "you want to see my cock don't you. She'll either shut up there.
Or she wants to see it you have a few options:
1. Tell her she's going have to unzip your pants and get it out herself. (I did this in college with a girl i was kinda in the friendzone with wasn't really sure how to escalate anyways it resulted in a hand job that day. She came back another day i was able to fuck her no problems.)
2. Tell her let's make a trade my dick for your tits she'll either do it or shut up.
make sure you're able to move her somewhere private
This works because it shocks the girl she' doesn't expect it. It Let's her know you're not scared if she remotely likes you she's not going to pass up the chance to see your what your packing. She's going to think your a badass even if she' refuses to see it.