Cocky/Funny Text Openers



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 Post subject: Cocky/Funny Text Openers
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:42 pm 
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Here are just a few text openers which I have found to work quite well. "Hi, how are you?" has been done to death so these ones always start a great conversation :)

- dearest recipient, (insert name) is looking for an evil sidekick. Apply now as spots are limited (girls tend to qualify themselves with this one)

- listen we need to talk... Aliens are coming down to earth and are abducting all the sexy people of the world and forcing them to breed together. You'll be ok, but I just thought I'd say goodbye (great if they have a sense of humor, plus they jump to the worst conclusion when they see the 1st line)

- hey, I REALLY miss you and want to see you BUT this dumbass security gaurd won't let me into the zoo. Care to escape? (probably not a good idea to use it on someone whose insecure)

- I'm luring girls to my house using candy. Which do you prefer: skittles or m&m's (shows intent and is also playful)'


Can't think of anything else at the moment but if I do I'll add them on. Add your own guys and enjoy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:34 pm 
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Those are all stolen and not original.......... They work great though. There is a thread that like 20 pages long on here with excellent text ideas.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:08 pm 
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Those are all stolen and not original.......... They work great though. There is a thread that like 20 pages long on here with excellent text ideas.

where is the thread?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:18 am 
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which thread is it with the text openers?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:25 am 
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i've seen all of these before


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