what do you think guys, does this come off as too arrogant? got likes from mostly my guys friends (facebook high fives) and a few HB's

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TL;DR: gamed two Club Med employees on my vacation in France, F Closed one and the other invited me to an invite-only dinner (possible F Close tonight)

"is the Egg McMuffin of eligible bachelors"

Good stuff in this thread.

SOme of my statuses that has gotten good response:

- decided to go crazy this morning, freak out. So I drank the milk straight from the bottle! Yea, I went totally mental!

- is what?
(I dunno if this is how you would ask it in english, the meaning is that people will comment with filling in the blank. Responses have been like 'HOT', 'frustrated Liverpool-supporter', 'handsome', 'SPAM', 'fun'. This way you get HBs comments alongside some brolove Always good with a mix imo)

- is having problems getting it up!
(I dont take myself that serious on FB, imo it creates a relaxed tone, so I say things like this. But this kind of updates really depends on what game you have on fb)


I have two sons, who always says some funny shit. And I quote them in my statuses sometimes. Like this one my 7yo said: "Dad, imagine if I was the only boy in class with 15 girls...I would have had to run really fast, so that they wouldnt rip off all my cool clothes"

Also for FB, dont be logged on for chat all the time when you are on. Or post updates several times a day, unless its something real gold you have..you dont want people thinking you are on FB all the time(even though you are )
One update a day and a youtubevid or link a few times a week is enough.

i got 47 comments on this one... several HB's.


(this only works if you're a skinny guy)

"So apparently, I read that trashy girls like meatheads, while classy girls prefer slim guys. Thoughts?"

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I would put the lol smiley but the smiley on here sucks so ... hahahahaha good one. im gonna use it now

Try this:

Aliens have landed on earth and are abducting beautiful people. Don't worry you 're safe, I 'm just saying goodbye!

I never tried it...please give feedback if you do...

giving it a shot now man, ill let you know

Some of these are Cocky/Funny but be careful not to use the C&F ones too much or you'll seem like a conceited prick (crossing the line of cockiness)

"A rich man doesn't have to tell you he's rich"

That's why I'd generally stay away from any status that will make me sound like I'm trying to convince everyone that I'm good looking.

- Stylite

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too late for me then...oops. but i agree you can take it to far. btw facebook stated and mass text sent. initial reply on facebook too soon to tell but guys like it and find funny. the girls i texted too threw back massive shit tests, not pleasant at all. so i replied "well as the song goes im sexy and i know it wigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle yeah what are you up to" getting back flat replies so if anything this is a good test as to those with the lowest self esteem.

i just got a lunch date with an hb 8 from the text i sent, so if you play it right it could work. kudos to the idea man.

This one got 17 likes from my 150 friends, which I consider successful.

"Nothing can ruin your Friday like the realization it's only Thursday."

Post it on a Thursday.

So whats the response mate? How many likes?

I'm thinking of posting the " brunets do it better" status , but i just broke up with my blond ex girlfriend Isnt that status gonna make me look immature ?

It may. Don't post it, at least not yet.