I was just looking to see if anyone here has ever crashed a wedding, and if they had any tips on how to go about doing this. I've seen Wedding Crashers several times, but haven't really intensly studied it. And I was also asking to see how realistic it actually is to crash a wedding.

Also, are there any other social events such as weddings that would be a good opportunity to sarge? Cuz no way in hell would I ever sarge at funerals, that's just evil.... unless she's like Jessica Alba or Gisele Bundchen hot.

Weddings! Okay, I'm probably going to catch some stuff for the post but I'll say it anyways. I WOULD NOT SARGE AT A WEDDING, IF YOU ARE NOT INVITED or HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS!

#1 If you are asked who you're with what are you going to do lie? Sure in PUA arts we will change ourselves and build an avatar. There was nothing said about lying to be in a venue. There are plenty other places to sarge and meet women.

#2. What if you arrive to a small wedding and are found out? What are you going to do? Say, "This isn't the Johnson Wedding, oops!" Come on man you're better than that.

But with all that being said it was a good movie!

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Great movie, bad idea.
Personally, I don't like to go where I'm not welcome. I think you'd be so obsessed with being "caught" it would mess with your game.
I also detest weddings, so that might be coloring my thoughts on this.

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Haha, Yea I didn't think it was very realistic. But I was just seeing what other people thought.

i just went to a cousins wedding and afterward we found out there were crashers there because during dinner, there was supposed to be enough seats for everyone to sit, so they doubled checked the guest list and since the venue knew how many seats were available, everything was supposed to be fine, but there were about 3 too many...long story short

some guy, nobody knew who the hell he was at our table, came up to one of my female cousins(not the one getting married) and started conversing with her...the other 7 of us were like, who the fuck is this chump just barging in...my cousin was cold to him and eventually he left and she told us right away that she has never seen him ever and he was weird

i found out about the crashers after the wedding so i put the pieces together and most likely he was one of them, he did a terrible job though

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FUKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!
Funerals are the way to go. Girls are so emotional and HORNY!

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Jeremy Grey: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?

Kid: I just want a bicycle!

Jeremy Grey: Why are you yelling at me?

Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!

Jeremy Grey: All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.

Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

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DON'T crash weddings.

Trivial . . . girls . . . horny . . . and funerals? Sorry man, that don't go together. I know. I've had a funeral for someone extremely close to me. Ok, let me say it this way . . . if the girl is close to the person that died, they ain't gonna be horny.

And, even if they are horny, I wouldn't want to mess with them at a time like that. That would seem too much like taking advantage of them. And a true PUA doesn't take advantage of the girl.

That's one reason I don't like picking up or hooking up with girls if they are so drunk they don't know what they are doing.

I was watching "Montel" today (only because Slash was on there) but anyways I noticed how emotional women get on shows like that. Cuz they also had that 1 guy from the 5th season of American Idol. He talked about how he had type 1 diabetes and stuff, and women were crying after he said this. Women are retarded, because it can be treated. It's not like he had cancer or was dying. When women go onto shows like Oprah or Montel they get like the biggest emotional high. I'm thinking about going to one of those shows sometime and cleaning up. It'd be so easy.

Anyone else notice this?

Woosh!

He was cracking a joke based on the movie.

Tripp havnt u seen wedding crasher??/ the joke in the movie is the guy started the wedding crashing(Will Farrell )found out that funerals are better and says that crying is a natural afrodisiac so he starts going to funerals and fake crys and takes the girl home and bangs them.

If u havnt seen the movie you need to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hmmmmm, maybe that's the problem? Man, you shouldn't even be THINKING that way about women. Sure, some women aren't worth messing with, but overall, you need to be respecting women. If you have an attitude in general of not respecting them, you're never gonna get to where you are an mPUA. Sorry, just ain't gonna happen.

Trivial, sorry man, didn't know you were talking about a joke from the movie, lol.