hey guys! first post. a little bit of background. i'm 22 and got into the PUA scene just under a year ago after randomly deciding to pick up a copy of The Game (i know, i'm a total newbie and another Neil Strauss convert...) but after reading it i was totally interested in the scene. i've lurked this board a little bit but never posted.

ANYWAY, here's my situation.

i'm currently on a ski trip in the French Alpes and staying at a Club Med resort (free open bar all week is my best friend)

i came here with my family so basically i don't have anyone i can really socially hang out with in my own age group. there are TONS of beautiful women here but many of them speak very little or no english at all and although i speak two languages, Frech isn't one of them.

how would i pick up the cute french girl sitting by the bar? i mean, i can go up and open with "Bonjour, Parle Vouz Ingles? Je Suis Stylite" but how would i continue a conversation if we could barely understand each other? i can't use any of my wit or any canned material or be "cocky funny" because any jokes or sarcasm will probably go over her head. i was thinking i could use the fact that i'm foreign to my advantage, but the French opinion of American people is pretty bad.

what do you guys think? my best bet i guess would be to get a bit tipsy until i can just approach, grab her hand, and take her to the dance floor without saying anything. maybe just put my hand out and say "Madame" and see if she gives me her hand and let body language do the talking. i'd really love to get laid in France this week haha

You could open with this:
Bonjour. Mon français n'est pas bon, mais je serais plus qu'heureux d'apprendre quoi que ce soit une beauté comme vous avez eu à me montrer.
(Hello. My French is poor, but I would be more than happy to learn anything a beauty like you has to show me.)
Direct, C&F, flirty, and she might improve your French enough to help you.

Also, if she asks, tell her you're from Canada, Puerto Rico, El Salvador, whatever if she doesn't like Americans. (I thought that was standard procedure, but I'm not American)

If you have a smartphone there, Google Translate might help a little too.

Edit:
Oh yeah. If you speak Spanish, try that.

thats not bad. the problem with using a smart phone here is the data charges are ridiculous overseas so definitely no internet.

i speak russian pretty fluently so whenever i'm here i tell people i grew up on Moscow (i was born there but only lived there for 3 years of my life) then moved to New York)

for some reason i get really sleepy here all day so i basically wake up at 7am, eat breakfast, go riding at 9, come back at 12, grab lunch, quick nap, go back out at 2, come back at 4, another nap, eat dinner, and then start to get sleepy again. i'll be on a coffee diet all day today and try and make my move at the bar/disco tonight though .

if all goes well i'll come back with a field report