me: Let me be honest..I'm a 24 year old, single, white male from the Belfast area.. and I'm looking for an older woman for casual hookups. You can take a look at my profile and if you're interested, lets have a chat!

HER: Hi - well, firstly, thanks for being honest - it's a refreshing change on here!

You're a great looking guy, but possibly a little bit too young for me. I have a rule - if I'm old enough to be your Mum, you're too young!

Sorry...

**I like the way she said possibly***

ME: yeahhhh but are you always going to follow the rules all your life


HER: Oh, I've never followed rules... maybe it's not a "rule", but I do have some morals!

any ideas what I can write back?

That opener, and her reply, are eerily similar to the one I posted here: thought-this-was-funny-vt125097.html


Why make a new thread? Why not contribute to the one already talking about this stuff

yeah sorry dude, I did get this from your post but forgot which one it was I got it off when I came back.

Tell her that you have morals too, you stop at x+1 ages (x is her age). So if she was 40, you could say "I'm glad we have that in common. My moral conscience stops at 41. When is your birthday?"