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I use a pattern and depending on the woman and the way she responds I adapt my attitude and responses in order to be congruent.
I would prefer to hear your criticisms in the form of "I tried it your way. It failed with this girl, let me tell you how. I fixed my mistake, and it succeeded with this other girl. Let me tell you how."

The way you write sounds like you're quoting a guru. Well, let me tell you, Clozer could write an ebook and have disciples easily. He doesn't, for his own (very reasonable) reasons. But don't think that a guru knows better than he does. He gets laid, man, why are you trying to criticize him? Especially without any proof (as much as anything can be proved on this forum) that you yourself get laid.


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I use a pattern and depending on the woman and the way she responds I adapt my attitude and responses in order to be congruent.
I would prefer to hear your criticisms in the form of "I tried it your way. It failed with this girl, let me tell you how. I fixed my mistake, and it succeeded with this other girl. Let me tell you how."

The way you write sounds like you're quoting a guru. Well, let me tell you, Clozer could write an ebook and have disciples easily. He doesn't, for his own (very reasonable) reasons. But don't think that a guru knows better than he does. He gets laid, man, why are you trying to criticize him? Especially without any proof (as much as anything can be proved on this forum) that you yourself get laid.
You are just deluding yourself.


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Hey Clozer! Your LR are kind of a mini e-book for me I learn a lot of stuff keep going! I have a small question for you..I just read a close that you made with a girl from the internet. Do you mean you found her on a dating site? Because I thought of making my self an account..you just get free sets to practice and "free" lays..no need to approach. What do you think of that? Thanks a lot!

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You are just deluding yourself.
lololol yeah sounds about right


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Please everyone stop hijacking his thread jeez...

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I love your in-depth stories Clozer. I'm going to be visiting Japan in 3 weeks time and am going to Osaka and Tokyo. Do you have any tips on where to go out especially at night time to pick up some chicks? I'm 21.


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I like your reports , but on this one I want to give you my piece of mind.

1.If she is with friends say that you find her attractive and that you want to know her.

2. the actual number close should be done by asking for her phone and tipping your number into her phone and call yourself to save her number. with this you are taking the pressure of her.

3. On day 2's and when you are with her you should be sexual , not funny sexual , but instead by honest and say to her things like " the first thing i saw was your sexy ass" and the go back to normal conversation ; get sexual again , then back to normal conversation (use this in a loop).

4. After having sex with a woman , but only after having sex with her you should tell her than the two of you should be friends with benefits and have a sexual relationship based on respect and ask her about her sexual fantasies and share yours as well . By doing this with every woman you can get threesomes and much much more.
No offense taken. I just see this as your opinion and if it works for you that's great. Now here's what I think about what you said:

1. As I have mentioned before I do not like to compliment women right off the bat and give them all the power. So under that pretense I would not tell a girl in a group that she is hot and I want to get to know her more. That would inflate her ego in front of all her friends and give her the perfect opportunity to disregard me as a human being all in one shot. Fuck that!

2. Yeah, I like your idea of taking her phone and calling yourself. It says that you are dominant, take control the situation and get what you want.

3. Perfect. I use the loop in my game as well. What you're doing is slowly implanting the sexual element that is necessary to proceed to f close.

4. Exactly. Always tell the woman that you want friends with benefits AFTER sex. In fact, I don't even say it with words, but moreso in the way I treat her after we have sex in the following weeks. Most stick around for the sex while others (those who were really dead set on a serious boyfriend) will give up after a month or two.


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Hey Clozer! Your LR are kind of a mini e-book for me I learn a lot of stuff keep going! I have a small question for you..I just read a close that you made with a girl from the internet. Do you mean you found her on a dating site? Because I thought of making my self an account..you just get free sets to practice and "free" lays..no need to approach. What do you think of that? Thanks a lot!
Day game is my number one thing. But I love pussy so I'm not against using the internet. I also use the internet when I get burned out from day game. No, I don't use the dating sites. So far I've just used language exchange sites and social networks sites. Haven't had any facebooks lays yet.


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Wow. That whole post impressed me. The maturity with which you handled that situation.

You continued to escalate without getting any positive reaction. You required no confirmation to maintain your own mental state. Took what you wanted.

Then you approach taking her virginity with method and skilled practice. When you discover that it won't happen, you try to limit your losses and set yourself up for a second attempt.

And finally, you have the maturity to admit the low likelihood of success, and accept that you'll need other options.

I can see why you get laid.
Thank you sir. Not to brag, but I was pretty much on par with my premonition. More so, perhaps, just by learned experience. After attempting to deflower the judo virgin and then limiting my losses I texted her again. She replied. After a day or two I texted again. Nothing. A week later I texted again. Nothing. Looks like this one is, unfortunately, a write off. Such a shame, really, as she is 18 years younger than me and lives in my neighborhood (frequent booty call potential). On to the next ones . . .


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Update

I have been getting back into my workouts. First of all I work out for myself and because I love it and it brings me back to a part of myself that was pure and innocent at one time. Secondly, I am preparing for this spring/summer when I can wear tight fitting clothes and short sleeves. I want those pussies to be sopping when they see the new lean, cut me.

PS: If anyone has any real descent advice on cutting body fat hit me up. I'm currently at 12% and would like to get down to 7%.

As for women, I've been fucking my regulars: Akiko, Kumiko, Rika and Chieko. Hiroko, who lives in a different prefecture came into town this week to see her husband. As soon as she got off the bullet train she came to my place and I fucked her solid.

Got burned out from day game so I've been on hiatus. In the meanwhile I've just been chilling and texting the couple of girls who have been keeping in touch with me (non-regulars). If I see a hot girl I just give her my business card. If she contacts me, cool, I'll most likely fuck her (as this has been the case so far). If not, no sweat off my sack, and time saved from pursuing a dead lead. 90 percent of girls don't contact.

22 number closes this year so far.


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Close #2 Aki 22 Kentucky Fried Chicken Girl
(January 17th)

On my cell I put a number before each girl's name. That number represents what number girls she is that I picked up this year. So far I have 22 numbers. So it's January 5th and I input Aki as number 6.

I was in the underground walking and she was walking the opposite direction as me. Pretty face, young and voluptuous body. I stopped her and did my direct opener. bochi-bochi kawaii na to omotta kara koe o kaketieru. Clozer desu: I'm talking to you now because you're so-so cute. My name is Clozer (extend hand for handshake).

She shakes my hand and then I ask her some more questions. She tells me that she just finished work at Kentucky Friend Chicken and she's going home. She tells me she's a senior at university. I tell her to tell me her number and she refuses. She says she doesn't give her number to strange guys. I'm thinking "whatever, bitch" in my mind, but I play it off. Then she says, "How about you give me your number." I say okay. For some reason I was just going with the flow. The typical me would not let a girl take my frame like that. But on this incident I just didn't give a fuck and that's why I gave her my number.

She texts me 3 minutes later and says, "You seem like a nice guy so I decided to text you."

We text for the next two weeks. In the texts she only answers questions but she always answers my texts within 5 minutes (pretty rare for Japanese girls).

Fast forward about 2 weeks. She's saying she's scared to meet me. I've met hundreds of these girls. They'll waste your time just texting but have no intentions of meeting you. So I just tell her straight up, "If you don't have any intentions of meeting me I'm going to leave you alone. Should I stop texting you?" She replied "Yes". I don't reply.

Next morning I get a text from her: Changed my mind. I want to meet you.

That brings us to tonight.

After work I come home and make dinner. She has to work at KFC until 9pm. I eat dinner and relax a little bit. At 9 she texts me. Outside it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. I don't feel like going out so I text her back and say, "If you want to go out tonight let's make it another night, but if you we're going to meet tonight let's relax at my place." She says she wants to meet me tonight, but of course doesn't mention anything about coming to my place (typical female's pride issue).

A potential lay is enough to motivate me to freeze my nuts off and I head down to the station on my motorcycle to pick her up. Don't really remember her face but when I meet up with her she's looking good, a solid 8.

From here I'll just write down the important events that lead to the f close:

- As soon as we sat down in front of my computer to watch tv/play on the internet I pulled out my sofa which turns into a futon, so now we were sitting on that.

- I actually didn't do kino, but she would often hold eye contact with me when we talked. She also did not resist sitting on the futon with me so this lead me to believe that she was subconsciously ready for sex.

- After talking for a while I laid down on the futon and pulled her over to me. Ironically I did this as we were talking about how she doesn't trust people easily.

- Now we're watching TV and I'm holding her and doing strategic yet subtle sexual kino on her.

- After talking some more I tell her to face me. I go for the kiss. She puts up both hands between our faces and totally shuts me down. She tells me she's not even remotely thinking of kissing me and that it's way too fast. Now she tries to downgrade everything and just tell me that she was only interested in being friends. She also throws in the "I just met you..." "This is the first time we've met...". Here is one of my secret weapons for that:

When a girl says, "I just met you..." "This is our first time meeting...." I tell her this story (and this is actually a true story):

"I met my ex-girlfriend on the net. We met on a language exchange site. We decided to meet up and study together. I had no idea what she looked like. So we met up in downtown. Now before I met her I had no expectations or plans with her. I was just going to meet her and perhaps learn a little Japanese and teach her some English. So we met and we ended up going to dinner together. It turned out we just vibed together, the same way you and I are feeling each other now (very important statement).

So there was just this feeling between us, you know, when you just click with someone. And this was totally unplanned, but after dinner we both had to take the same train home. But her house was a bit farther than mine's was. But anways, on our ways back home she stopped at my place. Well she ended up spending the night. Okay, and to tell you honestly, yes, we had sex. But it just seemed like everything fell into place because we both had those feelings for each other. So it was just a natural thing. And after that we saw each other once or twice a week and about a month later she became my girlfriend. And she was m girlfriend for 5 years."

Okay, the whole point of this story is too demonstrate to the girl that it's okay to have sex on the first night. In this story she connects your feelings with your ex girlfriend (we had good vibes just like you and I are having now) and she subconsciously becomes your ex girlfriend! So in essence you are painting her a picture of what's going to happen (tonight) and you are showing her that it's not going to be a dirty one night stand but that it's going to turn into a 5 year relationship (LOL).

- Well, there were a few more walls that she threw up and that I psychologically picked apart. Hey, I'm a fucking master at this shit. You know why? Cause I've literally been challenged with every god damn thing in the book. That's the kind of knowledge you get from bringing back hundreds of women to your place through successes AND failures.

- Aki asks me if she can use the bathroom. I tell her to go ahead. This is also another common tactic women do. Perhaps they really do have to go to the bathroom, but they also do it to shift the mood, to prepare for sex or to prepare to leave your place. I knew that whatever action she did after going to the bathroom would be the falling hatchet. She comes out of the bathroom. I casually ignore her by sending a text to one of my regulars. She comes back to my futon and then lays down again with me. This spoke more than any words ever would.

I ate a lot of pussy and she held my nutbag while I drilled her deep. I had fucked Hiroko the day before and stupidly jerked off that night as well. For you younger guys I know this is not a problem, but I can't afford it with my condition. It was too late to pop a Cialis as that stuff takes at least an hour to start working. I fucked her for a good 40 minutes, but just couldn't keep a locked in solid erection. I even lost it in doggy position, my favorite fucking position! And this girl had a really nice trunk! She turned around and I let her play with my nutbag while I worked on getting my erection back. Just seeing this new female below me -- this random girl I just picked up from the underground, now being completely naked on my bed so willing to be my sexual conquest -- that, and her fucking tight Asian 22 year old legs finally got me hard again. I stuck my cock in her solid 8 face and she sucked me off until I blew my load. The pleasure was so intense I had to pull her suctioning mouth off my cock and I jizzed all down her arm.

We chilled for a bit and watched some UFC. I watched BJ Penn get his ass kicked and announce his pussy retirement (Yup I'm a couple of UFC's behind). Highly doubt he will really retire but really wish he would. Just don't like the guy. Seems like an arrogant little prick, but nevertheless a good example of an alpha male.

Aki said she would show me how to cook some Japanese food next time we met. I was kind of happy to hear that as a lot of girls will not even see me again when I go limp on them. I like a girl who will give me a chance to feel comfortable with her and give her a proper fucking. I also like the idea of having a filly in her young 20's added to the stable, as the other mares are in their 30's and 40's.


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I blew my load the first half of January, got a lot of number closes, but just paced myself too hard and burnt out. Since I was burnt out I spent the second have of January just giving girls my business card, which is a pussy form of pickup, but less taxing psychologically, but yields low results. Almost no girl will contact me after I give her my business card.

As my body morhps through the long hours and hard workouts at the gym I gain more confidence in myself. I am so looking forward to this summer when I can put on a snug fitting t-shirt and have girls salivating over this new statue of chizzled perfection I am creating.

As February rolled around my spirits picked up again. I went out on some nut freezing nights and did pick up. I met one girl on the street from Shizuoka on vacation in my town. She had nothing to do and I ended up bringing her back to my place. Just as we were making out on my bed she gets a phone call from her friend and splits. Two nights ago I walked up to a girl in a bookstore with super confidence, stuck out my hand and said, "Hi, I'm closer". The girl gave me a look like I was the ugliest guy on the planet and just left me hanging with my hand sticking out for the handshake.

So shit happens. That's life. Get over it. Cause I'm all about the pussy man. I know what I want and I'm willing to work for it, because when I get it I love it. To me, fucking ... is .... life.

Lately I've been trying to number close 5 girls a day. As I do it I just get into this rhythm. My skills are slowly coming back and I am slowly gaining my confidence again. And when you have confidence you are unstoppable. I'm up to 46 number closes this year and have a few of them on the hook. The old me fucked 1 girl for every 13 number closes. I've fucked only 1 of those 46 so far, which means I'm two girls overdue. I will not quite. I will not accept defeat. I am Clozer.


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I'm up to 46 number closes this year and have a few of them on the hook. The old me fucked 1 girl for every 13 number closes. I've fucked only 1 of those 46 so far, which means I'm two girls overdue. I will not quite. I will not accept defeat. I am Clozer.
At some point, maybe not now, but sometime down the line, you'll have to accept that you're getting older. The hottest girls will still be accessible to you, but acknowledge the situation and transition into a calmer part of your life.

Or keep striving to be a great PUA, you could certainly do that and go far.

Just a thought, keep it up.


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Clozer, you are my hero!

I have some questions:
-Are you a natural or did you lerarned game ? If so how long have you been in the game ?
-Any tips to get over AA ?


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Day game is my number one thing. But I love pussy so I'm not against using the internet.
I've followed your posts for quite some time - one thing - it seems like you do most of this solo? I don't think you use a wing?

The reason I ask, it's getting more difficult for me to find people to go out with at all times but I feel I need that 'crutch.' Do you do night game solo or just day game? It seems the overwhelming (if not all of your lay reports) is about picking up solo during the day?


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