My self-summary
You ever seen that scene from Animal House where this douchebag is at a frat party playing some pansy song on his guitar about boneless chicken or some bullshit and some girls are loving it? Yeah, and you know how Jim Belushi smashed his guitar? That's what I think of when I see dumb ass Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews wannabe assholes playing their guitars in public. That's the kinda guy I am.

I was born in NYC, grew up mostly in rural PA, then went to Philly for school. I moved to NY from Philadelphia back in fall 2009. I'm on a quest to acquire aesthetics and currency.

What I’m doing with my life
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw

Recently left the airline industry to work as a Membership Consultant in the fitness industry. If you need a spot, come to MY gym.

After having quit martial arts, I've realized that I've left the ascetic lifestyle of martial arts to pursue a more AESTHETIC lifestyle of overall fitness (or at least looking the part). Being in a gym all day helps with that. And I'm trying to get into cricket.

I’m really good at
Pec Dancing (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FWrja-W24)
and low kicks (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMZMF7KGv0)
Looking good in pleated dress pants
Deadlifting - U MIRIN BRAH? YEAH U FUCKING JELLY
And for you dudes browsing my profile - I'm really good at stealing your girlfriend (if your lame overweight ass had one! COME AT ME!!)

The first things people usually notice about me
DATASS

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My New Year resolution is to read one new book every month. Gonna look mostly for "self-improvement" stuff and stuff relevant to work...
I tear through my Netflix queue, mosty 80's and 90's movies that I missed out on before, usually really campy B-movies.
The only music I don't like is the stuff that is overplayed. Don't get me wrong, I loved it at first, but after 5 times a day... not so much... That being said, having the same song playing on two different radio stations should be illegal. Coldplay too. Yes, Coldplay and similar whiny music should be illegal.
I'm not picky about food, but my favorites are noodles and curry from all countries.

The six things I could never do without
Gym
Caffeine (coffee, tea, pills, pre-workout)
Carmex
Bacon
iPhone and apps
Protein Supplements

Hates:
Grammer Nazis - If you were doing something constructive in life with that useless English degree, you wouldn't be wasting your time editing or correcting grammatical errors online
That stupid fucking Bostonian accent.
Girls claiming to be foodies, but having dietary restrictions or eating like birds
Dyke-spike haircuts
People playing music on their phones in the subway
When I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
People who talk on the phone while they "work out" and people who do curls on the squat rack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Aesthetics and how to be a sick kunt (and not a hard kunt)
Unfortunately the only people mirin aesthetics are other dudes... smh

On a typical Friday night I am
Being a sick kunt, maybe a mad kunt. Probably in the the club chewing GUM. Or blazin.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it were acceptable for men to wear leggings as pants, I totally would. I also relate to the unforgivable guy on YouTube.

I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 18-50
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
DO IT!!

I don't know what pisses me off - girls discriminating based on height like they're super models or some shit, or girls demanding "proper grammar" in one of the most international cities where English isn't everybody's first language... (especially if they claim to have a thing for accents - LOLLL)

My self-summary
You ever seen that scene from Animal House where this douchebag is at a frat party playing some pansy song on his guitar about boneless chicken or some bullshit and some girls are loving it? Yeah, and you know how Jim Belushi smashed his guitar? That's what I think of when I see dumb ass Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews wannabe assholes playing their guitars in public. That's the kinda guy I am.

I was born in NYC, grew up mostly in rural PA, then went to Philly for school. I moved to NY from Philadelphia back in fall 2009. I'm on a quest to acquire aesthetics and currency.
What I’m doing with my life
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw

Recently left the airline industry to work as a Membership Consultant in the fitness industry. If you need a spot, come to MY gym. While working in fitness, I'm also pursuing my own aesthetic goals.

I would now like to take the chance to apologize for disregarding females while I was too busy acquiring aesthetics.
I’m really good at
Pec Dancing (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FWrja-W24)
and low kicks (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMZMF7KGv0)
And for you dudes browsing my profile - I'm really good at stealing your girlfriend (if your lame overweight ass had one! COME AT ME!!)
The first things people usually notice about me
DATASS
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My New Year resolution is to read one new book every month. Gonna look mostly for "self-improvement" stuff and stuff relevant to work...
I tear through my Netflix queue, mosty 80's and 90's movies that I missed out on before, usually really campy B-movies.
As far as music goes, I like almost everything, but I don't get fanatical over one genre or artist/group. But I do think Coldplay should be illegal.
I'm not picky about food, but my favorites are noodles and curry from all countries.
The six things I could never do without
Gym
Caffeine (coffee, tea, pills, pre-workout)
Carmex
Bacon
iPhone and apps
Protein Supplements

Hates:
Grammer Nazis - Please do something constructive/profitable with that English major. You know, Hallmark's probably gonna give you good money to write some cards.
That stupid fucking Bostonian accent.
Dyke-spike haircuts
People playing music on their phones in the subway
When I buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
People who talk on the phone while they "work out" and people who do curls on the squat rack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Aesthetics and how to be a sick kunt (and not a hard kunt)
Unfortunately the only people mirin aesthetics are other dudes... smh
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a sick kunt, maybe a mad kunt. Probably in the the club chewing GUM. Or blazin. Either way, my shirt's coming off for an AESTHETIC night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it were acceptable for men to wear leggings as pants, I totally would. I also relate to the unforgivable guy on YouTube.
I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 18-50
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
DO IT!!

I don't know what pisses me off - girls discriminating based on height like they're super models or some shit, or girls demanding "proper grammar" in one of the most international cities where English isn't everybody's first language... (especially if they claim to have a thing for accents - LOLLL)