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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:58 pm 
me "Let me be honest..I'm a 20 year old, single, white male from the Manchester area.. and
I'm looking for an older woman for casual hookups. You can take a look at my profile
and if you're interested, lets have a chat!"

her "If your on this site for one thing hun then im not your girl,its just not sex im after,its long term,i
have alot ov respect for my body,dont just want it used for a quick shag.happy fishing xx"

me"quick shag?!? excuse me but that's offensive :)"

her"Well i have to ask that question cos thats what most men want on here,or is it just the ones that i
meet,so i have decided no more x"

me"You definitely look like someone I'd like to get to know but I'm too
busy at the moment so I'll drop you a message some other time. laters"

her"Thanks hun i would like that,take care x"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:08 am 
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glad to see you're having some success with this opener...What site do you use?


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:53 pm 
pof


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me1/11/2012 3:11:37 AM
Let me be honest..I'm a 20 year old, single, white male from the Manchester area.. and
I'm looking for an older woman for casual hookups. You can take a look at my profile
and if you're interested, lets have a chat!


her1/11/2012 3:16:53 AM
Well,

As you've started out with the honesty, let's continue.
I'm a 38 year old single woman living in South Manchester browsing
through this website. There may be an opportunity for you to find the
older woman you want in me, but first, answer me this:

Why do you want an older woman?



me1/11/2012 3:21:06 AM
First of all I like that you are honest with me i like that quality in
people.

So I'm on this stage at my life when I'm focused on my development and
I'm not interested in relationships as they demand too much. I'm don't
want girls my age cause they are inexperienced and I'd like to be with
someone who I can learn something from not only give away if you get
what i mean.


her1/11/2012 3:03:38 PM
Hello

I don't know what you mean when you say:
"someone who I can learn something from
not only give away "

So, please explain what you mean :o)





me1/11/2012 9:18:40 PM
I guess i've just got a place in my heart for older women. Well... maybe not my heart exactly, but you get the idea


her1/11/2012 9:48:35 PM
Hmm,

Call me a romantic (you may), but to be honest I've never had better
sex than when I've been with someone I've really been into.

I got together with an older man (beforeyouwereborn)with the express
purpose of learning sex 'technique' and I've found out that it's less
about the mechanics (the 'inny-outy)and more about the ooh & aah of the
other person (not love, just mmm mmm mm).

You know what I mean?

Claire



me1/11/2012 9:54:55 PM
i kinda know what you mean but i need a little bit more englightenment.. ;p

anyway i'm going out now here's my number 07787049525
txt me ;)

I feel like you're some really cool person i want to be arround


her1/11/2012 9:55:41 PM
It's true that women get dirty after 30, if that's what you're looking
for... ;o)



me1/12/2012 11:33:28 AM
We barely know each other but I see potential for something here. A
**** buddy possibly. One thing I want in a girl is being sexually
adventurous, I love sex.

I'd love to smell your hair. Slide my hands down to your ankles and
spread your legs wide.


her1/12/2012 10:31:09 PM
Sounds like a good start ;o)



me1/13/2012 2:27:45 AM
I'm not only good at starts. I like the whole interaction if i can call
sex like that. But I love the finishes.

I'm dominant all the way till the very end. I'm gonna **** you hard and
take pleasure in watching you squeal, then just as i'm about to blow
i'm gonna grab you hair and cum a big load in your face.


her1/15/2012 11:32:17 AM
that sounds like a typical night of passion - or do you also do this
kind of thing outdoors and in daylight?



me1/15/2012 9:04:21 PM
I've never done it outdoors cause my partners weren't adventurous
enough but we can definitely work out something here. I'm into public
sex, just letting you know what you're getting yourself into.

I'd love to do it in a changing room or it could just be in a lonely
alley


her1/16/2012 12:06:05 AM
Never at the group changing rooms at the Aquatic Centre then? ;o)



me1/16/2012 12:21:06 AM
ooooooh only if you wear your knickers like water panties
I'll make sure i bring my speedos ;)


her/16/2012 12:23:15 AM
What on earth are 'water panties'??



me1/16/2012 12:29:38 AM
don't worry about it. i just wanna be with someone who is open minded
like me as there is nothing better in life with open minded hot dirty
sex with someone you can also respect and have a giggle with


her1/16/2012 12:31:17 AM
you don't fancy paying for it then?





How the fuck do you answer to that lol


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:02 am 
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all that effort just to realize she's a prostitute trying to negotiate the price..lol


I'm sure she's not talking about that...although she could be.......but go that route and say something along the lines that you dont pay for sex, and that you're company and time invested in the pleasure of the orgasms you'll give her are well worth her time lol


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:09 am 
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I've actually hit a snag myself..


I opened this one older lady and we hit it off alright...she said she'd be interested in casual hookups on nights she doesn't have her kids at home...so i said thats cool..no rush, no worries, whenever is a good time.

didn't hear from her in about a week...so i log on today to hit her up, but she had actually sent me a message.

HB: Hey friend, what's up?
ME: Just browsing the site..Havnt heard from you in a while, how is it going?
HB: Not too bad..u?
ME: I'm doing well..its been a long weekend though, I'll tell you that. Looking to unwind sometime this week. Are you interested?
HB: maybe



Now, she said maybe...and thats cool. I really don't give a shit if she ends up wanting to hookup or not.......But I'm seeking advice on how to turn things more sexual...as you can see, our last little conversation was your basic, typical, boring, go nowhere conversation......I have not yet replied to her....so maybe someone can help me pick things up from here in a sexual manner to get her going?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:03 am 
Try with some roleplay / sexual convo over the chat/


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:20 pm 
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Now I thought this was pretty funny....I get the feeling she's just messing with me tho lol



ME: *honest approach*

HB: thank you for being honest but honestly have about 20 just like you in my inbox. so sorry if i run out of them i will let you know

ME: Really? Theres about 20 guys just like me in your inbox?? I figured there wouldn't be too many guys straight to the point and as honest as I am..Thats kinda crazy. My female friends always complain that guys that contact them always come off the same by beating around the bush and acting like they're interested in something more when they really just want one thing but are too afraid to come out and say it.. Guess I got some things to work out if there's 20 of me in your inbox lol!! :o

HB: there is between this site and pof, sorry...and you are right girls are just as horny as guys but people call them sluts if they act that way

ME: No need to be sorry..We're both adults here and capable of being honest with eachother without worrying about hurt feelings..I just happen to believe theres always more than meets the eye and I like to give everyone a chance. And I agree and disagree with that. Its one of the biggest double standards there is in our society. Guys are "the man" when they pull it off, but girls are "sluts", but I personally don't agree in the negativity that surrounds it. As you said, girls are just as horny as guys, and we both love sex..And its a shame so many are so hesitant to explore their sexuality and experience their true desires and pleasures because of what other people think. Like I said, we're both adults here and are very capable of not letting childish ways interfere with our fun and good times. I'm not one to judge a person, male or female, for their love of sex...because I love it too

HB: i am not interested in just a sexual relationship, have been there and done that
good luck to you i am sure you will find what you are looking for, i just dont want to do that anymore

ME: You do seem like a nice gal with a good head and outlook, and I like that. So I'll remain open to converse if you happen to change your mind. Thanks for the luck, and I wish you success as well. :)

HB: I am not going to change my mind for just sex lol

ME: You never know what the future holds :p

HB: Ok I am seeing this guy who wants me to be his cum slut and give head to other guys, u game for that





Yeah, I'm down for the head...I'd actually prefer that haha but I think she's just fucking with me...but maybe not...what are your guys' opinion?


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HB: Ok I am seeing this guy who wants me to be his cum slut and give head to other guys, u game for that


Yeah, I'm down for the head...I'd actually prefer that haha but I think she's just fucking with me...but maybe not...what are your guys' opinion?
Hahahaha yeah I don't know. Maybe it's serious, so you might as well say yes, or maybe she's doing a stupid little test, and will call you a pervert and bounce if you say yes.

I'd say go for it, say yes. Worst case scenario she's fucking with you, and you move on.


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What do you respond with if they just say "Ummm NO" or "Hell no!" etc.

Obviously they're interested bc if they weren't, they just wouldn't respond. :lol:

I just gotta draw it out tho :P


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HB: Ok I am seeing this guy who wants me to be his cum slut and give head to other guys, u game for that


Yeah, I'm down for the head...I'd actually prefer that haha but I think she's just fucking with me...but maybe not...what are your guys' opinion?
Hahahaha yeah I don't know. Maybe it's serious, so you might as well say yes, or maybe she's doing a stupid little test, and will call you a pervert and bounce if you say yes.

I'd say go for it, say yes. Worst case scenario she's fucking with you, and you move on.
LOL..I ended up reading over what she said a couple times before replying...so when I did reply I said, "So let me get this straight...the guy you're seeing wants to give head to other guys? Hun, my profile states FEMALES only :p "

She hasn't replied yet..so who knows..maybe wasnt best route to take, but I thought I'd try to spin it into a humorous context...we'll see what happens..i'll keep it updated


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What do you respond with if they just say "Ummm NO" or "Hell no!" etc.

Obviously they're interested bc if they weren't, they just wouldn't respond. :lol:

I just gotta draw it out tho :P

I usually say something a long the lines of "yeah, I know this is random but I believe you only live once and should try to get everything you want while you're here...and that's where you fit in..We're both humans with the same bodily needs and desires, we both love sex...theres no judgement here. If its something you'd consider, lets have a chat..if not, I wish you luck and success on your search"


Obviously not word for word...but something along those lines which displays the same type of message........sometimes they'll reply back and you can direct it towards flirtatious banter....sometimes they wont reply back.......if you read up a little bit, you would see my conversation with 2 women that first said "no" to me...but I kept talking to them, being funny/playful...and eventually they either start to consider it, ignore you, or play the same game of tease/flirty banter back and forth...which still means you have a chance lol


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I still don't know if this woman was being serious or not...either way, it seems crazy and I'm fine with not closing the deal if thats the case..

HB: Ok I am seeing this guy who wants me to be his cum slut and give head to other guys, u game for that
ME: Let me get this straight...the guy you're seeing wants to give head to other guys?? lol Hun, my profile even states I'm looking for "genuine females only" lol :p
HB: No he wants me to give other men head have kinky sex with them
ME: That's fine...Its good to know other men are out there who are open to the idea of seeing other people while seeing someone..And it's cool that you're open to discuss it, seeing how a lot of females are hesitant to do so because of that double standard I mentioned in one of my earlier messages..I'm just not interested in the group thing...I prefer one on one with a female..no audience and no extra participants lol So if this is really something you're interested, maybe we can meet up sometime
HB: He would want pics not of ur face and he has to be on the phone so he can hear
ME: haha okaaayyyy...I will send him pics of dandelions and butterflies, with an 800 number for him to listen to all the sex he can handle
HB: Just forget it good luck


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