So here's an Open I came up with, be free to add to it and comment - I'm still working on it.

You: Hey Who's smarter Blondes or Brunettes
(This allows you to Neg Her cuz she may say Blonde if she's Blonde)
Her: Brunettes! (She's a Brunette)
You: Of course you'd say that haha! (Or any other Neg)
Her: Haha!
You: Reason I asked cuz my friend is a brunette and always gets Straight A's, so she died her hair blonde, and lately like she's had so many blonde moments! Haha. She's clumsy, she started stuttering, she even locked herself outside of her Car/House!
Her: Woah! Haha
(Extra meterial)
You: And guess who she called to Unlock It?
Her: You?
You: That's right

*Transition* But here's the thing, we can't figure out if this is happening cause she died her hair blonde or it's just a coincidence?

(This allows for interesting convo to take place, and us kinda like some of Style's classic openers)

End: This shows a lot I think. It shows you hv female friends and also take care of them, plus it allows you to he cocky funny by negging her in the intro.

Tell me what u guys think! =)

seems solid. I'll def give it a shot sometime. the 'she called me' bit is good.

where did this scenario take place ? in nightclub or daygame ?

_________________
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Opinion openers can work, but I think only when it's actually an opinion subject. IQ isn't related to hair color nor to dying your hair. If she's allready attracted to you, I think she would play along (but then what's the use of using a routine), if she's not, I don't think this would create attraction since it's clearly not true (or she thinks you're really dumb or she thinks you consider her to be very dumb).

If you wish to do it, consider changing to "seem more intelligent". Discuss the stereotype. Or "do blondes/brunettes have more fun". But I think the hair color thing is getting old in general.

I think that it will never get old..i like this opener its solid.

BTW

Did you know they just passed a LAW in Austria that blond jokes are not allowed?
You can go to Austrian prison for up to 2 years for that..

But then again Austrian prison.. hmm.. I`m not sure if i would mind a tall blond warden yelling at me while i eat Bavarian cheese on toast..