used this today and had 11 likes in 3 hours..9/11 were girls. not bad..

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this is gold, getting so many reactions, most funny one is this:
I posted the kissing burning calories statement, 1 girl said:
You know what burns even more calories? something you won't do for some time! she got 9 likes from other people.

Hahaha pawned !! What did you say back to her then? I hope you had a solid answer

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In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!

I'm going back to school for grad school really soon so I posted this:

- is really excited about going back to school...not so excited about being so broke I may have to eat the pages out of my textbooks for nourishment.

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Pretty little girls, so used to getting your way. Along comes a man who challenges you, and suddenly you don't know what to say.

What can you guys say about posting a song from youtube on facebook? Do it or not, and what kind of song?

Some fun party song or something cheesy?

"sure, Saterday good for you?"

not sure if these have been posted or not but am about to field test them over the next week or two.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

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Posted the guess sweatshirt one. 661 friends, 13 likes and 3 comments. Not amazing but not horrible either

If the end of the world is in December...

...does that mean I can stop using a condom in April?

i have to say, i just used the "thinks brunettes do it better" as my update and INSTANTLY the girl i've been trying to game for the last year (she's been on and off with a serious relationship) commented with a broken heart (she's blonde) i can see her trying to qualify herself to me on our next encounter!

Thats awesome stylite! Good luck! I posted the "That awkward moment when you go to hug someone sexy and hit the mirror" status yesterday. Got over twenty likes and three comments. Both were mainly from girls.

This thread=GOLD

i love you guys.

posted the facebook should have a limit of how many times you can change your relationship status per year (it's midnight in the states and 6am in france where i am now) and got over 20 likes in 10 minutes mostly girls with only 300 friends.


haha there's some great ones here.

also i feel bad for not contributing... here's one


"Roses Are Red... Violets Are Fine.... I'll be the 6, If you be the 9." haha

proof:




i don't think i ever had a more successful status lol that's literally 10% of my friends list that liked it.

a lot of the ones ive read are good pings for text game!!

post tenacious d -FUCK HER GENTLY and say "for all my lady friends"

It happened again dude wheres my car?!?

She said the orgasm I gave her last night shook her whole house(after an earthquake that night)

It's about time to punch this hangover in the dick and start fucking the day

Is traversing the fine line between total genius and absolute insanity

mmmm first day of spring mating season!!!(on the first day of spring obviously)

getting paid getting laid and getting our sandwiches made (when checking in at subway)

theres got to be a heaven for outlaws filled with whiskey pot cocaine and whores

ive used all of these and good results im a bit crude i know but its how i play my game

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