The "I have a boyfriend" have been a sticking point of mine. Whenever it comes up wheter a shit-test or if it's actual I never take up the battle, I usually just excuse myself and wish them the best.

But this saturday I hit a club, I was on top of my game nice and drunk with my shirt pocket stuffed with high quality marijuana and prerolled joints.

I came across this peruvian goddess which I just knew I had to nail, so I approach her set which is of 4 girls and start chatting them up.
I am cocky funny as a motherfucker and I get IOI's from the entire set, but I just want the peruvian, so I isolate her.

I tell her how I love multilinguistic girls and we start chit-chatting a little in spanish, which I speak poorly though my accent is quite good.

I notice rapport so I decide to escalate a little and ask her "Tu quires ser mi novia en este noche" which is I THINK "Would you like to be my girlfriend for tonight."

Which leads to her face turning sad and the:

HB: "I have a boyfriend"
PUA: "Oh never mind that, I got a girlfriend too"
HB: "Oh really?"
PUA: "Sure, can you guess her name?"
HB: "No?"
PUA: "Mari (pause while unbuttoning shirt pocket) .. jua na na na na"
HB: "Are you for real?"
PUA: "Yes, I rarely cheat on her, but I can't help myself when comming across a girl like you"

She wasn't up for cheating on her boyfriend, but I got her facebook so I can stalk her relationship status

I know this might not be of any use to most of you guys. But I for one always carry a bag of weed on me.

So to sum this all up....

If a chick says she has a BF you make a lame joke about having weed then you creep on her facebook. This place just keeps getting more and more weird.

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I guess some of my epic smoothness was lost in translation when put into text.

LOL, could have.

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Hey there, there are a lot of things that you did wrong here.
1- You were drunk
2- Not only you were drunk but you were high
3- You were drunk and high and try to speak Spanish which you don't know how to speak properly which means you were just another drunk/high guy trying to speak a language he doesn't know
4- You were drunk and high and asked her to be your girlfriend that night... that's just poor game
5- If you want to get drunk and high go out with your friends to a pub and don't try to pick up girls
6- If you are NOT drunk or high and a girl says " I have a boyfriend" you can just say " So what? That means your boyfriend doesn't allow you to talk to other people? What kind of relationship is that" there other things you can say but I think you get the point.

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I respectfully disagree

1. I enjoy being drunk
2. I enjoy being high
3. It came across as cute and it helped building rapport
4. It usually works, this was the first time it failed
5. Don't tell me what to do
6: I guess, but this was more awesome

Plus I hooked up with the wardrobegirl later, but whatever.

If she says she has a boyfriend, whether she does or not, she has a reason for saying it.

I dont kn ow why guys think this is a test. Maybe she thinks your an ugly short fat bald geek? LOL

If she was attracted to you, she probably wouldnt mention a boyrfriend at all, even if she did have one.

No point in trying to draw blood from a stone, if she says she has a boyfriend just move on.

Ive had women tell me they were lesbians...one says "cant you see, we;re lesbians,you dont want us"

It was funny too, I was alone in the beggining and about half hour later my friends showed up and there was like 8 of us. Then I huddled the guys together and we looked out at the dance floor at them "lesbians...and they were dancing with each other.

Then I was like making believe I was talking shit about them and pointing. They were getting pissed and finally came over and approached me. I'm like "what are you so mad about, your lesbians what do u care what us men think about you"

one of them "well your being rude, u shouldnt be talking about us"

me: "oh well i wasnt worried about impressing u since u are lesbians, but it's a shame we coulda had a fun night"

Her "well, why cant we have a good time anyway"

Me "well I just cant enjoy myself knowing you are lesbians, id rather spend my time with women who like men

It actually worked out and they laughed it off admitting they werent lesbians.

ahhh to be me...no PUA, No Game. I just know how to do it...ahemmm

Not sure i agree with your methods but if it works without constantly trying in the long run who cares results are results?

As for myself when a girl says she has a bf i usually say "i do too! gosh what a coincidence" or i just joke around "whoa hold on there lets not tie the knot yet! we just met!". I do not tend to go after girls who actually have girlfriends so this test will not automatically send me of course. I will try and see if it was just a test or its real, if she legit has a boyfriend i will entertain then off i go to the next girl.

Hey man, I didn't meat no be disrespectful. The only thing I was trying to say is that you don't need alcohol or drugs to seduce women you shouldn't rely on that.

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Right, you mentioned cheating.

If you really wanna go there you should remember one thing. Always make it seem like it just happened. She had no choice, she wanna pretend that it
A. Wasnt really cheating
B. Just happened once
C. Wasnt her fault
D. Might as well not have happened since it didnt mean anything
E. It was innocent
F. Is forgotten already

Plus, whenever anyone says that they have a bf I respond with "And I have a hamster, I win".

Later on you can just confess that you lied, you dont really have a hamster.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

I dont think that works. Most beautiful women do have boyfriends, if not they can call me.

When I saw your name as last post I had a feeling I was about to get a verbal pimp slap for bad gaming
You complete killed me with the hamsterline too, I am going to use that one for sure next time

Thanks for your advice on how to get girls to cheat, but to me this HB was so delicate I couldn't place her on the scale, which is why I referred to her as a peruvian godess. My intention would not be to make her have an affair with me, but to replace her current boyfriend with myself.

How do I do that?
No hard feels. No I don't need alcohol or drugs to game. Luckily I don't do drugs, what some people might confuse with doing drugs is that I smoke weed, which is a medicinal psychoactive plant, not a drug.

I am much more calm when I am high, and I find it actually improves my game. I never really have my swagger on when I'm sober.

As for the drinking - bad habbit, what can I say.

Just say 'It doesn't matter he can watch' lol

Or 'I only just met you and you are telling me your problems already' sigh

I love it when girls say that because it gives me an opportunity to playfully mock them.

I had a friend who did the same thing, he didnt believe her. next thing you know he was looking up at a 6 foot 5 left wing for the NY Rangers...and Im not kidding.

as i said, alot of times they DO have boyfriends

What if he was 6 foot 5 and the boyfriend was like a midget or something but he knew MMA or something and could still kick his arse lol

Most of the time a girl has had a boyfriend he hasn't been that big and I am a big guy so it doesn't phase me.

Learn a martial art or do MMA or bodybuilding then you know you can take the guy out if he starts and would be better protection for the girl.