Boy do I feel good today After reading so much advice, and retracing my past mistakes, and knowing I got nobody to blame but myself. I was at Square One Shopping Centre today for the Boxing day sales, arrived home a couple of minutes ago with 1 number from earlier on the day. I honestly could careless about the number what was funny was the way I got it. I used a situational opener by luck as I entered the Zellers entrance of the mall I was moisturizing my lips with my miniature vaseline. Let me try and do the He" She: thing.

Okay I was putting vaseline on my lips as I was entering the store. I spot this HB7 doing the same damn thing it was so coincidental. She was heading out, while I was entering Zellers both of us doing the same thing giving eye contact.

Me:Hey excuse me? Stop copying me. You're like my little cousin always mimicking me stop it. (I was grinning trying to hold in my laughter).

She:What... (started to laugh). You just entered the store and i'm about to leave I think you were watching me from outside and copied me!!!

Both of us laughing

Me: (I almost went AFC here) Oh ya right, I got to go now boxing day ya know. (Stuck hand out to shake)

She:Hmmm okay.

Me:(I shook her hand then sighed saying). You know, you can tell a lot by a persons handshake (This is a David Deangelo DHV).

She: What do you mean?

Me: Your handshake shows me absolutely no confidence, come try it again. (Sticking my hand out).


She: (Shakes my hand firmly now). Is that better I am confident what you think you can intimidate me?

Me: ahhaah thats better, you should be intimidated though. (David Deangelo Hand Shake routine) I stick out my hand again this time not saying anything just expecting her to shake it again.

She:(shakes no words spoken, just a sly odd look at me with her eyebrows up like i'm weird)

Me: I threw her hand away laughing, I was just testing to see if you like me with that third handshake. You do ahahaha.

She:You're so stupid.

Me:So what did you buy, don't you love this SPAM so many people around I feel so alive.

She:blah blah blah blah

Me: Interesting I really got to bounce now my shit might sell out (It was 10:30am<correction morning afternoon> by now and I had a bad feeling my 1gb Verbatim USB stick would be sold out)

She: Okay ... It's nice speaking with you by the way your funny do you got MSN?

Me: (Now I had no intentions of number closing today I just wanted to see if I could remember some routines and buy my shit first). MSN? Why don't you give me your number I don't use msn much. (complete lie).

So we exchanged numbers, she went to the bus station I was shopping around. Spoke with some other females did the same shit then just spit my own game. But never asked for a phone number. My kino was minimum, and I know I'm ready to head out to the club tonight at Fluid. I just had to shake my rusty conversational jitters and avoid VENUSIAN BLOCK.

To be honest number closing ain't shit. I don't give a damn about a number, nor do I really care about the f-closes. I'm trying to get girls that I can f-close multiple times, rather than once and gone. I don't feel f-closing once, and leaving is game. I'm trying to find a hoodrat to practice my in-bed skills with

Edited: <correction 10:30am morning afternoon>

nice! that was some crazy lines. im going to use them cuz i usually go AFC in these type of situations. thanks for sharing.

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Hi Jacked , Try to arrive early to the club and tlak to the staff, then open a couple of sets try a low set ( 2- set both HB6 ) so that you start getting the game on and then go for it with a nice HB8 - SHB11.

Just my advice when I feel rusty and the first sets give you more confidence and of course give you HV

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Sly the Deangelo Handshake routine I figured is the perfect tool for when you go blank!!! If you go blank, just say I got to go and do the routine from there. Boom you gain back confidence and its like initiating the conversation over again. Now you got time to think about what to say next.

I"m getting a little worried now I haven't gone solo to a club before. Either with female friends, or male friends. Never alone. Seems like the guys want to smoke weed and chill, and the girls have boyfriends and are occupied with their own agenda. I'm in a difficult position right now trying to break this AFC I still have inside of me. I can speak with any person on the street but trying to care or look like I give a damn can never seem to be conveyed in person. I have wondering eyes when conversations get boring. People tell me it is insincere. I don't know if I should speak with staff or bouncers (bad experiences with bouncers ). Ya I hope I don't flip flop. Thanks for the advice.

Xfman i've not had a drink, or smoked chronic for over a year now, and I got absolutely no experience with being alone in a club. I'm so stupid because when I think about my past I had female pivots I didn't realize were pivots i'm an AFC to the extreme . Well I might head out to Friday's Jam instead, more people this 29th at Fluid Night Club. All my male friends are cool with going clubbing friday even though its dress code in most of the Entertainment district.

Good Work Man.

If your going into the club alone, remember its flirting not lying. Put a false time constraint on people who arent even there. Besides you shouldnt leave unti youve closed the chick on some level.

And remember your cell phone can be your best wingman. Chill at the bar and check your vmail, call a friend or something. Text one of your boys saying "call me in 5 min" then cold approach a girl and he'll call that way you dont seem like a complete tool who goes to clubs alone because he doesnt have any friends.

When he calls pick up and pretend to be pissed he isnt there yet or something.

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I don't like going solo , but if it is your last choice take it and my advices are gong to the club / bar and open a couple of easy sets (Maybe a 2-set of girls or even guys ) just chat up with anyone you can . Talking about the staff , I'm talking about the inside part; if you don't liek bouncers go for the Bartenders, and the staff in general... but keep it short , so when you don't have no one to talk alter you can go again and ralk with the bartender, etc...

Make the ugly girls (or girls that don't get that much of attention) your friends , they allways have something to talk about and maybe they have hot friends , anyway don't get so worried your alone, think that your just waiting for some friends and you want to meet new persons. Try to choose 3 girls to use as a pivot; don't hit on them (I'm talking about sexually , just make her attracted to you, but keep it low so she can help you later on.) And then try to use her with your target...

If you have any of this 3 girls attracted then open your target's group run your game and isolate, and then just say to your target , let me introduce you to my friend... Call the pivot. ( Or if you know your ready to isolate your target : be right back , adn tell your pivot to meet you in the spot your going to take your target in 5 min)

Any way just my 2 cents .

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Just a few points the other boys haven't made:

Numbers are just like points. The more you have, the better your night went. You can judge a good night by having more numbers than you did the same night last week. Number closing is easy, it's fun, and you can show off to your friends. Just make sure you get her to write down the number. Even if she gives you some fake shit, at least you can show your friends that you got it in her handwriting. ^__^

Also, girlfriends fucking rock. Having someone care about you, and caring about them in return, is the best result you can hope for. But you shouldn't let that get in the way of closing multiple girls. Think of one-night-stands as training. When you can f-close consistantly, you're in a good position to go for multiple closes with the same girl, and maybe forge a relationship out of it.

Just my two pii.

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