Hahahahaha

Come to think of it, the few times I've gotten carried away and went to town err downtown/browntown they always came back. Some to this day. You might be on to something here.

Women will never admit it happened though. lol Not even to themselves hahaha. I can only imagine the newbs taking notes.
ass lick = DHV

I've licked a few girls assholes in my time, make sure its clean and enjoy...cant do it just on any girl thou, just the few that REALLY turn you on. My ass, thats another story, i wont let a girl lick or touch...My 2 cents...

Seriously? If it sounds a little too bizarre and weird than it probably is... Don't believe everything you see on the internet no matter how well it is presented or how many people say it is true.

You have to learn to think for yourself, and this goes hand in hand with women also.

Alpha male facial hair... lmao Jesus Christ

whatever floats your boat. if it turns you on then do it. who gives a fuck.

theres people out there with far more perverted fetishes.

personally ive seen too much porn and am way too turned on by ass for me to be 'disgusted' by it.

if my girl is clean, il lick her asshole from dusk till dawn with pleasure.

If u want to lick an asshole just lick Richard Pryor the poster.

Haha love this thread. It depends on the girl. If your both kinky it feels great and its threshold many don't cross. But for the ones who do, it feels great.

For the more conservative its just gross. The goodie two shoes will get offended.


If you want to keep a kinky girl around it is something to consider. Otherwise don't worry about it.

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Some girls are all about it, some you can work into it, others it will freak out entirely.

Regardless of which camp she falls into, pulling it off DOES have positive benefits, in my experience.

The first group already likes it, so obviously they're gonna like you for doing it.

For groups 2/3, it will be higher risk/higher reward.

You want your girl to think of herself as "your slut". You want her to feel dirty for you and love it. If she's weirded out by getting her asshole licked, as most sane women are, then going through with it and doing it because you've pressured her will make her feel like she's crossed a line sexually for you, with you. If done correctly, this sort of thing will have a psychological impact that's pretty profound.

Now if you can get her to ENJOY it, which may take time, this effect is even more profound. Now you've broken her. You've made her feel dirty for you, and worst off, you've made her like it.

This is, IMO, one of the psychological mechanisms of attachment in play for women when they lose their virginity. Breaking down barriers of any kind is a recipe for attachment with women.

This doesn't just apply to asshole licking, this principle can be exploited with virtually any depraved act of sexual theatre imaginable. I like to call it the "freak factor". It requires tact though, and I'm surprised Richard Pryor isn't in jail for rape if he's going about it like he says, especially if he actually is black IRL.

^^ I'd give you rep if I could. Excellent analysis! The "freak factor"? You should write an article about it.

And no, I'm not black. Maybe that's why I'm not locked up.

haha thanks man. Maybe once I've been posting on here for awhile and get some credibility around these parts I'll do that.

Funny coincidence actually. My girlfriend is super christian (believes you can regrow limbs with prayer, speaks in tounges) is really classy and has a 'holier than thou' attitude. I've been into facesitting since I first saw it in porn, and I got her to let me lick her asshole. First few times she hated it, now mrs. goody two shoes rubs her pussy like a madwoman while she grinds her ass into my cheebones before church service.

So without me mentioning this thread she comes home from work today and says "There's this nasty slutty girl at work today who was talking about licking assholes. She looked right at me and said 'LEXI DON'T YOU TRY AND DENY IT, YOU KNOW YOU GET YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED AND YOU LOVE IT.' and I just looked at her and blushed and said 'I'm not having this conversation with you right now.'"

To me that just reinforced my point. I made her love doing something for me that she sees as dirty. She's my dirty little slut and she loves it.

Ok, Ive done this a couple of times (while severely drunk I might add) and its kinda cool, Im talking about being the licker not the lickee hahaha. If its alpha at all and Ive never thought it is its because 'you wanted to do it and so you did it'. I guess an alpha guys does what he wants full stop, though I would only consider myself semi-alpha. The taboo factor about all this helps I guess plus she wont have had it done too often and so will appreciate your bravery. I think you guys on this thread are probably reading into it a little too much.

Guys, you should really try getting your ass licked, the feeling is fucking awesome!

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It's a great feeling, just sayin

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rAFC and yes, I'm a chick.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

not worth it imho.

Oh come on now, sexual preferences are just that - preferences. Whatever works for you, there are no rules.

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