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what the fuck!? It's a huge conundrum. I have to sit in this weird position to relax my ass cheek muscle, but my dick is still hard and inside of her. I try to mentally relax my ass cheek muscle while sitting in this strange position.
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LMAO Clozer man your a funny ass dude. Your storys at points have me in tears man, it's funny because with me being stationed in Japan I know everything that your say about the culture to be true. Especially how they dress its like it doesn't matter what season they wear shorts, skirts, kneehighs or things that would have a normal western thinking "WTF is up with this shyte" but to them its a everyday occurance...how wierd?? I do remember my first IA with a Jap girl's my friend who speaks full Japanese tells me "hey dude you see those girls over there go and tell them Anata wa okii opai desu, boku wa suki desu and smile they'll like it. I thought it was good what he told me to say but once I did they looked at me and shouted HENTAI!!! he was rolling as I returned confused as fuck. After that it was learning the hard way of how to game the east. ahhh fun times

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inspiring dude!! keep it up!

One thing Clozer.. Do you select girls to approach based on body language or do you just approach anyone?

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You know what...Clozer, dude! After reading all of this I got sudden urge to learn Japanese! :o

I mean, I'm from Europe, my dick is like what, 17cm (maybe bit more, dunno) and that's larger than Asian guys, but that's not the best part! Japanese girls are way, way more crazy then European chicks! :lol:

On top of that, I'm just 20, I still have time to learn Japanese, finish my college and go to the Japan on a crazy sex trip...dude, you are real inspiration, I tell you that!

Hmmm...or should I learn Chinese? :shock:


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I mean, I'm from Europe, my dick is like what, 17cm (maybe bit more, dunno) and that's larger than Asian guys,
thats awesome.

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I mean, I'm from Europe, my dick is like what, 17cm (maybe bit more, dunno) and that's larger than Asian guys,
thats awesome.
No it's not, those bloody black guys! Can't compete with that! :evil:


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LMAO Clozer man your a funny ass dude. Your storys at points have me in tears man, it's funny because with me being stationed in Japan I know everything that your say about the culture to be true. Especially how they dress its like it doesn't matter what season they wear shorts, skirts, kneehighs or things that would have a normal western thinking "WTF is up with this shyte" but to them its a everyday occurance...how wierd??
You're right man. Fucking temps hovering around 0 here where I am yet girls are walking around in Mini-skirts and cut off shorts. That shit is driving me crazy. If these little Japanese girls walked around in these outfits in the states cars would be pulling over and asking "how much for a quickie?"


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inspiring dude!! keep it up!

One thing Clozer.. Do you select girls to approach based on body language or do you just approach anyone?

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Good question. I prefer to approach girls who give me positive body language. Usually they will glance at me and that's all it takes. But I also approach girls that I want to approach even if they don't give me any signals. I have noticed one thing, and that's that Japanese people don't seem to be very aware of their surroundings. I guess because it's so safe and crime free here people really don't look around and pay attention to what's around them. So sometimes I have to go up to a girl and talk to her to make her aware of me.


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(January 6)

One of the internet sites I use to game J pussy blocked my account. Fuck them. I will just open a new account and access from a proxy. I lost about 4 good leads cause of that. fucking pissed.

So after my workout at the gym I head downtown. It's late Friday afternoon and there were just droves of hot Japanese girls all over the place. It was hard to even focus on one girl cause they were all over the place.

I've been trying with direct approaches. I just say in Japanese, "Hey, I'm talking to you because you're cute, but only so-so cute." My name is Closer". And then I stick out my hand for a handshake.

Sometimes it works well, other times it doesn't. But I actually like it because it doesn't waste time. Even with the 1000's of girls I have approached in my life it still is hard for me to walk up to a complete stranger and say that.

It was a long night tonight. I had some business to take care of dowtown, but all in all I was out for about 5 hours and I ended up with 9 number closes. Probably did around 50 approaches.

One girl even hung out with me for a while. She was really hot. But she also told me her husband had just passed away and she had two young daughters. I felt like she was lonely. I started angling for an instant f close, but she didn't follow course, so I just left with a solid number close. I tried to angle about 4 of those 9 number closes into instant f closes, but none of them took the bate. Basically, if I was getting really good vibes from them and they were talking to me a lot I would invite them back to my place.

By the end of the evening it was just getting downright freezing and I was losing my energy and motivation. On my walk back to my motorcycle I number closed 3 more girls.

I'm keeping track of every girls I number close this year. I've closed 17 total since January 1.


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Met a girl from the internet. She was tall and fairly attractive and easy to talk to. I took her to the pier and we talked. After walking around there I brought her back to my place and went though all the motions for an f-close, but she was putting up a super barrier. So I just had to break that shit down. And it just turned into her crying in a fetal position cause she had recently divorced. So I'm stuck there with this girl on my bed and we're just having this long talk and she's totally closed of physically while I'm just there being her therapist. We made out a little, but it was blahhhhhh. It made not difference. She was so closed off emotionally not even eating out her pussy would have made her want to fuck. After wasting 3.5 hours of my time I dropped her off at the station and just did pick-up there.

I closed 4 girls including a super hot hb10 that looked to be about 20 years old. I was nervous when I approached her cause she was so hot so I had to fake my confidence. And it worked. No doubt, if I had approached her all nervous she would have smelled it in a second and not given me the time of day. In order to compensate for my nervousness I came on extra confident. I think that appearance of super confidence is what got me the number close.


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Met another girl from the internet. She was only 19. She's a college student and a 2nd level black belt in judo. She was tall for a Japanese girl with a solid build and nice round ass.

I brought her back to my place and then from there she headed over to the supermarket with me so that I could pick up some food and get to know her a little more as we talked. We then went back to my place and she came in without hesitation.

We talked for a bit and then started watching a Japanese comedy show. I had her snuggle up against me, but she wasn't really into it and she was kind of keeping her body away from mine.

I asked her if she had every had a boyfriend and she said no.

Even though I was kino'ing the shit out of her while watching tv together she was no reacting. So finally I turned off the tv and I just went direct. I told her that we should kiss to break the ice. She vehemently rejected that idea. So I talked to her some more and changed the subject while occasionally going back to the kissing topic. Doing all this while kino'ing her and stroking her hair. I find out she's virgin.

She's vehemently saying she can not kiss me and that she doesn't want to be an easy girl, yet she is not leaving, so I continue.

After talking for a bit more and building up the kino with the hair and neck stroking I just put my hand under her chin and raise it to my mouth and kiss her. To my surprise she goes with it. Not only does she go with it, but she gets totally into it. No we're kissing passionately and I'm really getting into this girl. Since she was a virgin I was only aiming for a kiss close on this date. But they way she is kissing me is so passionate.... and then she starts grinding her pussy on my leg. I get inside her shirt and start rubbing her tits and she's going crazy. Clothes come off and we're both naked. I stick my finger in her sopping wet pussy and sure enough she's got a very thick and tight hymen. 100% virgin.

As we make out I finger her with one finger. Then I get some lube and I go for two fingers to start to loosen up the hymen. It hurts her. I've devirginized so many Japanese girls it's second nature to me.

I spend a long time loosening up the hymen while we make out. Finally after a while I try to get my dick half limp (so it's not as big) and put it in her. No go. She is extremely tight.

I loosen her up some more with my fingers. I try again and lube my cock and pussy up real good. She bucks away in pain.

I try a few more times, but she just can't seem to bear the pain and also she is scared.

I finally see that she has had enough and is not enjoying the experience anymore so I stop. This is a rarity for me. I can only think of one other girl who's virginity I tried to take and was not successful. The irony of all this is that this girl is a second degree black belt in judo. She told me that she always gets punched in the face, bloody lips, nose, eye, etc. So I thought she would have been able to bear the pain of having her virginity taken.

I try to be super nice to her and I walk her back home. I want to see again and I want to take that V card bad. Having a hot 19 year old college girlfriend doesn't seem like such a bad idea to me.

Realistically though, just from me knowing women, in order to avoid that "bad" experience again she will probably not meet me again.


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Wow. That whole post impressed me. The maturity with which you handled that situation.

You continued to escalate without getting any positive reaction. You required no confirmation to maintain your own mental state. Took what you wanted.

Then you approach taking her virginity with method and skilled practice. When you discover that it won't happen, you try to limit your losses and set yourself up for a second attempt.

And finally, you have the maturity to admit the low likelihood of success, and accept that you'll need other options.

I can see why you get laid.


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One of the internet sites I use to game J pussy blocked my account. Fuck them. I will just open a new account and access from a proxy. I lost about 4 good leads cause of that. fucking pissed.

So after my workout at the gym I head downtown. It's late Friday afternoon and there were just droves of hot Japanese girls all over the place. It was hard to even focus on one girl cause they were all over the place.

I've been trying with direct approaches. I just say in Japanese, "Hey, I'm talking to you because you're cute, but only so-so cute." My name is Closer". And then I stick out my hand for a handshake.

Sometimes it works well, other times it doesn't. But I actually like it because it doesn't waste time. Even with the 1000's of girls I have approached in my life it still is hard for me to walk up to a complete stranger and say that.

It was a long night tonight. I had some business to take care of dowtown, but all in all I was out for about 5 hours and I ended up with 9 number closes. Probably did around 50 approaches.

One girl even hung out with me for a while. She was really hot. But she also told me her husband had just passed away and she had two young daughters. I felt like she was lonely. I started angling for an instant f close, but she didn't follow course, so I just left with a solid number close. I tried to angle about 4 of those 9 number closes into instant f closes, but none of them took the bate. Basically, if I was getting really good vibes from them and they were talking to me a lot I would invite them back to my place.

By the end of the evening it was just getting downright freezing and I was losing my energy and motivation. On my walk back to my motorcycle I number closed 3 more girls.

I'm keeping track of every girls I number close this year. I've closed 17 total since January 1.

I like your reports , but on this one I want to give you my piece of mind.

1.If she is with friends say that you find her attractive and that you want to know her.

2. the actual number close should be done by asking for her phone and tipping your number into her phone and call yourself to save her number. with this you are taking the pressure of her.

3. On day 2's and when you are with her you should be sexual , not funny sexual , but instead by honest and say to her things like " the first thing i saw was your sexy ass" and the go back to normal conversation ; get sexual again , then back to normal conversation (use this in a loop).

4. After having sex with a woman , but only after having sex with her you should tell her than the two of you should be friends with benefits and have a sexual relationship based on respect and ask her about her sexual fantasies and share yours as well . By doing this with every woman you can get threesomes and much much more.


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Your mind is closed. You think theres only one absolute right way to pickup a girl. But what makes it so right? What your saying is opinion and should not be taken as advice by anyone. Accept that everyone is different.

I read Clozers reports not to learn his method, but as a small motivation when i make a decision to do something and i want to commit and follow through with it. I also enjoy them for the humor ;)

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Your mind is closed. You think theres only one absolute right way to pickup a girl. But what makes it so right? What your saying is opinion and should not be taken as advice by anyone. Accept that everyone is different.

I read Clozers reports not to learn his method, but as a small motivation when i make a decision to do something and i want to commit and follow through with it. I also enjoy them for the humor ;)
If you look closely in almost every lay report on this forum you will find a pattern in the responses women give and how they react.

Having a style will only limit your success because that style will appeal to some women ( if your goal is to have fun , then OK) , but if your goal is to become efficient then i suggest to use my advice.

I use a pattern and depending on the woman and the way she responds I adapt my attitude and responses in order to be congruent.


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