[Not Richard Pryor]

I'm not trolling btw...

Seems that there's an injoke you guys like where you say it's alpha to lick a girls arsehole.

That seems the most anti-alpha thing you can do...

Does anyone really do this, or are you just trolling?

Sorry that this thread is so crude, I just wanted to clear it up.

Who cares if Bradd Pitt

Or the Pope

Or even Chuck Norris

Come here and say its the MOST ALPHA THING you will do in your life, and girls will be so fucking submissive.

In my book is just disgusting. I really couldnt care less if its alpha or beta

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Oh! You've gotta be kidding me!

This

Lol agreed

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

I love it. The smile of surprise from your girl the first time it goes down is priceless. The moment when she realises she is a dirty bitch and loves it. Soo good!

< Female here..


My reaction? "Please don't do that... I poop out of there"

i'll pleasure a girl's ass with almost every part of my body,

just not my tongue

barf

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Yep.

Make sure you tell her "You like it when I lick your asshole, don't you"

To be honest, licking a girl's asshole has little to do about being alpha or beta. It's more like being a star in bed. It gives you the edge.

She'll remember you for the rest of her life.

Women have a list. On one side they write the guys that licked their assholes. On the other side, the guys that didn't. Ask yourself on which side would you rather be.

Now, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. I wouldn't lick any girl's asshole. I'd have to be very attracted to her, and also I would've need to fuck her a few times before I licked her asshole. I also like to be drunk when I lick a woman's asshole. I hardly ever lick a woman's asshole if I'm not drunk.

Finally, I'd want to make this woman be obsessed with me. If I don't care at all about a woman, and I'd just want to fuck her a few times, then I'm not licking her asshole. But if I want the woman to remember me for the rest of her life as the best lover she ever had, then trust me, I'm gonna go for that ass every time twice on Sunday.

My reply to you would be "I don't give a fuck. Put yourself on all fours cause I'm gonna lick that asshole". Then I would lick it, sniff it, then I finger your ass and pussy at the same time, then I'd fuck that pussy without a condom, grab you by your hair, choke you a little, tell you you're a whore, then I'd tell you your pussy belongs to me.

Richard fucked the tread up...

Uhhh.. okay?

I don't think this has got me anywhere.

Uhhh.. okay?

I don't think this has got me anywhere.

Perfect for Mom's Firehouse Chili and a few Guinness the night before ....

Rich, you make me laugh. I'd probably laugh my ass off at any man who tried this crap ( no pun intended! ) in my bedroom. Then kick him the fuck out and tell him to keep watching porn. Because that's exactly where he'd belong; alone in front of his computer with his fantasies and that 55-gallon industrial drum of lubricant...

...Maybe a few kleenex

Okay, has anybody here had their asshole licked while receiving a handjob / blowjob? It feels pretty awesome. I'll return the favor any day.

-Wolf

i'd have a hard time passionately kissing a girl in the future after knowing she had her mouth on my pottyhole that dispels digested bacon cheeseburgers from my body.

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!