got this response after my opener "Hey I need some advice, Tucked or Untucked?"

"Half tucked, a little off centre and the rest disheveled as though you were just up to something fun and exhilarating and a little distracting. Put yourself back together in plain sight."

wasnt what I was expecting at all, any good response suggestions?

She's too smart for you, caught you off guard you expected something brainless.

If this one remark is what throws you off your game I am suggesting you abandon ship. If you're not witty enough to match her she may lose interest.


I would suggest something like

"thanks a lot! I am going to my grandmothers birthday party and she is turning 100 today so I want to make a good impression. keep giving good advice like this and I may just keep you around"

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Ha, im not witty enough, thats why I came here.

I was thinking of typing something very similar Leo, but though it may be a bit too brainless for her... supposedly she reads noam chompsky, gestaltism, roman literature etc.

I fucking love these chicks they drive me wild. In fact, I purposely pursue them; MASSIVE turn-on; dry wit can seriously ramp-up the sexual tension in a relationship. These types of girls can normally throw shit right back at you they're damn fun to tussle with I get horned out just by thinking of the last few I've encountered.

A lot of guys can't handle these types of girls, they think they can tame them into being more subdued, if anything. These same guys usually end up cowering away with their tail between their legs.


With regards to you asking "tucked or untucked" my reply to her response would probably be along the lines of "Thanks! It's my first night doing my stand-up bit in drag and thought perhaps maybe the bulge in my pants would be a little off-putting to the audience and they'd completely ignore my routine. Half tucked and disheveled it is!".

So I # closed this girl. after 2 weeks on POF, shes the first girl im meeting online ever, LOL.

Next question, never been on a date from online as im completely new, How do i go about physically meeting her at the date spot? were prob just grabbing some drinks, at a pub, but since i only know her from pictures it seems kinda awkward meeting someone for the first time (maybe they look different from their pictures??) how would i tell her where to meet me? Also are there any good opening lines for the initial meet? Obv i dont need to open... but whats a good first meet open?

Hey, good to see you!

I wish I'd met a girl that was that witty and clever. It would prove to be a different challenge from the brainless answers I get to most "openers"

You're still a virgin aren't you?
"You just made my awesome list."

Irrelevant of her answer, make another statement that encourages another question.

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