This is my first time posting up a routine, so suggestions are welcome!

This is a play on the Handshake routine that I plan on field-testing tomorrow.
Probably won't work if you haven't met the woman before. I'm using it on a classmate by first shaking hands with a buddy of mine.
The twist in this one is to incorporate a Neg in there, much like the "dork line" palm reading routine.

*Shake hands, smiling and eye contact the whole time*
Me: You know, you can tell a lot about a woman from the way she shakes hands.”
HB: -let her ask you about her handshake-
Me: Well, there's generally 4 types. Let me show you.

*reach out, and she _should_ comply and shake hands again*
Me: Ok, there's the firm handshake. *shake her hand firmly*
Me: This means that the woman is really confident about herself, and can joke about anything.
Me: Then there's the sloppy handshake. *shake her hand sloppily*
Me: This means that the woman is insecure about herself. Conversations never go far with these ones.
Me: And then there's the ADD handshake. *shake her hand wildly up and down, make her laugh with this one*
Me: This means that the woman is super excited and happy at the moment. Makes me smile every time.

*continue with another thread, she should ask one of 2 questions*

1. What's my reading?
2. What's the fourth one?

Here's where you neg:

Me: Oh the fourth one, that's yours.
HB: What is it?
*big smile, chuckle a little*
Me: It's the sweaty handshake. You're either nervous or anxious. Hope you don't have cooties!
*wipe hand on pants*

*keep smiling to play it off as a joke as she acts all offended*

*continue to another thread*

I like it a lot! Got everything in there... kino, building rapport and a neg. Should get them talking a fair bit as well.

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