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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:02 pm 
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This was over a few hours, think it was pretty decent. Didn't really have any plans or routines just went with it.

Her:Heeeey, I'm Ashley. (:
Thanks for the add.
I just your about me, you seem like such a real person. I love that.

Me:Hey you,

Well aren't you friendly, and giving compliments already.. Not many people are that confident, gotta say I'm almost impressed

Do you have a good personality to go along with that pretty face?

Her:Ah dang, just realized i left out an important word. Just my luck.
Welll. I'm just that great that i give out compliments right off the bat.
Why yes, I do have an awesome personality, if I do may say so myself.

Me:No worries about leaving that word out, I'll let it slide THIS time. Your cuteness makes up for it.. Just dont let it happen again, being cute can only get you so far

Her:Oh. Yes. You are SO right. I promise it won't happen again. If it does then I will probably cry. < / 3

Me:I'm not sure if I believe you. You don't seem like the crying type, you seem more like the tough bad girl type my mom always warned me about Hope you're not a bad influence

Her:HAHA! I'm a little bit of both.
I'm the girl that "Good girls go bad" is all about. (;

Me:Oh good, I was kinda hoping you were a bit of a goody.. That way I get to turn you bad ;)

Her:I'm verrrry gooood.

Me:Then I'll teach you how to take candy from little kids and j-walk. I'll turn you into a badass in no time!

Her:Omgosh! But kids deserve their candy!
And j-walk?!?! You can get..... FINED!

Me:You're clearly not ready for this jelly. I'll have to find some other goody to turn bad i guess

Her:Just kidding!
I'll steal the good candy like: Reeses. Butterfingers. Skittles. Airheads.
And won't even feel mean!
J-walking?! I LIVE to jay walk.

Me:Skittles is my favorite candy! I have skittles in my mouth right now, wanna taste the rainbow? ;)

Her:Hell to the yes I do!
It's MY favorite candy!

Me:It's the shitty tropical ones actually, you don't want a taste. I can't believe its your favorite candy... We're BFFS now!!

Her:The shitty tropical ones aren't THAT bad.
YAYEEE BFFF'S!
We be bad asses!

Me:This means I expect an awesome Christmas present by the way. So what are you up to tonight?

Her:I expect the same from you then!
I might be going out, but as of right now: Stuck at home babysitting my little sister.
You?

Me:Awh that's no fun! Im getting ready to DJ at this student club should be fun... More fun than babysitting anyways :)

Her:I was so pissed! My fifteen year old brother got to go out, but I'm stuck at home babysitting.
I'm all like "No, i don't have any plans and no I have no life. So yes I would LOVE to babysit." Shitty thing is, they told me RIGHT before I was about to leave. I was like the fuck?
Ah DJ? Sounds hot.

Next Morning
Me:Haha should have thrown a party to get back at them, but i guess you're too much of a goody for that Ever make it out of the house last night?

Her:I would have..... but did not want to get grounded.
Besides they were only gone for about an hour and a half.
And no. ):

Me:You get grounded? You get off easy!! I get put in my time out corner when i do something bad.

Her:Woah! You must be doing some hardcore shit to be put into time out!

Me:Hah no way. I'm actually the biggest goody around. I do my homework, have a bedtime, only watch pg13 movies.... You're definitely a bad influence, dont get me into trouble.

Her:You HAVE to be lying!
What's YOUR bedtime?!

Me:8. Sometimes though I'm allowed to stay up until 830 to watch goosebumps

Her:Oh goodness!
Do you want to be corrupted? (;

Me:I gotta be sure its worth it first before i risk that ;)

Her: I'm worth the risk, so it's worth the risk.


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