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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:48 pm 
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Hello there,

My names Spark blah blah blah I come and go. This isnt the introduction spot well, this lay story needs some; otherwise I sound like a wanker, I probably am.....but I leave that judgement to you. Basically I was a virgin up to the age of 22 (im still 22 this story is pretty recent, you'll see, be patient you need the background!) I joined a shit, expensive dating website and basically was a harvester, churning through as many people as possible, trying to get a date off anyone (AFC I know, infact its more WBAFC then anything). But eventually after many days of shit chat-up lines someone responded.......
She agreed to meet at mine "for a film and some food", meh she was older than me, 37 and about a 4 but meh I went with it; all the time thinking btw id put her off before we met or anything. She didnt get put off we met........I cooked her dinner and had wine at the ready, but no she just wanted to fuck.
Whoops missed a bit......My friend told me I needed to manually releave myself before hand so I didnt, you know too fast.
Any back to it (literally), Despite the numerous bits of porn I watched I didnt know where the hole really was, so I got her to guide him in with her hand. This was nice, the first four pushes where nice BUT THEN............

Her: Moan, Moan.....im going to cum moan moan.
Me: *Fuck this is fucking hurting, just cum already*

Continue for 50.......YES 50 minutes.

Then she had cum a few times, I was thinking man am I gay, my valuables where red, red raw., Im cut so yeah he was in pain, I thought it might bleed but he was grazed, sorry you dont want to hear this! We hugged, she stroke my valuables. I thought man shes no 4.....downwards lol.

We met 4 more times for it, I didnt want to see her anymore I knew she felt the same. So I ended it. I had too.

So. Story is Sex is the most overated thing on earth. I thought it would change me, but it really hasnt im still quite a chump (maybe a little better, who knows). So now here I am again trying to set off on a voyage of getting myself and the people im with (both socially and sexually) to a better sort of people and state.

Sex doesnt make you happy.......it just makes you hungrier for fitter, younger woman. That sounds bad but I hope you know what I mean.

Love you all (man love)

Spark.
P.S. but ive finally done it *virtual fives to all*

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:53 pm 
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Sex doesnt make you happy.......it just makes you hungrier for fitter, younger woman.
I laughed out loud while working when I read your story. I too as a virgin, hundreds of years ago, thought sex would make me happy, it didn't and I also was still bad with women. But you are in the right place, welcome.

I understood 90 percent of what you wrote. You English have some strange slang!


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:25 pm 
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Sure......Thanks!? Ha ha. Not too sure how to reply, but I think thats sort of the point of my story. Many men have this silly belief that sex is the ultimate goal to happiness. This is so untrue and such a myth of the early teen horny lad that we all where once! I now understand that I dont want sex, i want the right woman/women. As soppy as that sounds. Unfortently I have this incredible shyness and the Wow shes hot.......BOOM shyness that most chumps have.

However I know im a chump and admitting you have a problem is fifty percent of the cure.

Or something like that..........thats a British saying that I forgot!

Spark.

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