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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:20 pm 
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After the chicks reply to ''I was joking, your adorable'' line how do you get onto ''the question game''

Do you ask: Do you want to play a question game?


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After the chicks reply to ''I was joking, your adorable'' line how do you get onto ''the question game''

Do you ask: Do you want to play a question game?
i'm not sure if playing the question game is the best thing to do, but just say something like, "let's play a game." and then just start asking questions.
LEAD the conversation. don't say, "hey, wanna play the question game????"
that sounds needy and puts her in control, and she can just say no.

good luck, and let us know if it works.


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This entire thread is overrated and stinks of desperation.

"you should take your picture down" wow, um ok?


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This entire thread is overrated and stinks of desperation.

"you should take your picture down" wow, um ok?
Well it works I have 5 numbers so far and meeting 1 later.....

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that one rly works!

Every now and then I get a girl that is pissed, even when you write its just a joke bla bla.. But i think its something about 1 out of 20m maybe less.

I've a question, because I dont know if she's just ironic, the way I am, or she is a lil bit serious?
The story:

I used the opener.
I'm done with college and we had a smal chat on that, 2-3 messages. In my online Profile I do not have a lot of information. Just my Name and that I'm Studing! So she asked me: What do you do, if you dont help girls with their picture?

Me: bla bla bla
I like to sit in trees and watch birds... :D (for sure she knew I'm just talking shit)

Her: bla bla
Me too! Its sooooooo relaxing!

Me: bla bla So we should meet and hang out together, to share our passion! the weather now is just shit! If some1 of us falls, the other one has to be dirty too!

Her: I've no problem do be dirty! ;) bla bla

Make a long story short:
I told her, that I've only time today or next Monday or Thuesday. We can hang out at the park, share our passion..
I do like rainy days. You come home, take a shower, get a beer or whine and chill in the bed while it's raining outside :)

Her response and where I'm struggeling with:
Tomorrow it's realy bad ;) But next week I have vacation ;)
I dont drink alcohol, but a shower sounds great ;)

So she want's me? Sure its a retarded question, but I dont know if its just shittalk or if theres some trouth? Next step is getting her Number, call her and arrange a date?
With that one im struggeling lately. What should i respond there? Should I write a lil bit more or call RIGHT NOW :)?


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I have been using the opener

''Grab your Taco, you have pulled a dyslexic mexican''

Having great success with it....

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This entire thread is overrated and stinks of desperation.

"you should take your picture down" wow, um ok?
Well it works I have 5 numbers so far and meeting 1 later.....
I'm one my 3rd F close using this, the whole idea here is a response, the rest is cocky/funny convo! this one seems to work as well :are you
trouble?? you look like trouble lol!

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ok I've been travelling a lot and charming the shit out of every girl I run into. Been working on my day game and hitting on waitresses. Got stumped on a girl at a bar that turned out to be a PA. Oll wells.

Ok well I've checked all my emails and ran through a lot of the forums.

Here is another one that I found to be a whole lot easier to get digits, although the ratio of reaction is lower than the picture line.


"Will you Marry Me"

Most women I meet with this line want to have a long relationship or more willing to have sex. Strange, something in their subconscious mind allows them to be more open about sex when the thought of marriage comes in.

play with this and see how it goes.

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thats the whole email? "will you marry me"

i'll give it a shot, but i think it will take the right profile to work.



by the way, whats your profile look like?


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What's a good follow-up when the HB answers the opening line in this thread with "Fortunately you're not me ;)"


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I hit a hb 8 with this line. It got conversation going then I used future pacing and now shes like you know the restaurant where they cook food on the rocks you told me about. We should totally go there one Saturday. She also gave me her email and mobile number. Should I call her to arrange the date in a week's time or call her sooner? Should I contact her via text/email in the mean time?


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Hey guys, so I just wanted to know what would be a good follow-up for someone that responded like this...

Me: hey I would remove that picture on your profile

Her: Nah it's fine


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Hey guys, so I just wanted to know what would be a good follow-up for someone that responded like this...

Me: hey I would remove that picture on your profile

Her: Nah it's fine
you could just go on with the normal routine... lol i hope you can take a joke i thought you were adorable. i had to say hi...

dont let it bother you


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that opener worked great for me check the convo out n comment :)


me: Hey. Id get rid of ur profile pic if i were u?
its for ur own good


her: um.... ok. bit rude [:P]


me: Well u know how guy dont find hairy girls atteractive....

her: okaaaay.......

me: Sorry to be the on to put u down but...
U have a load of hair on ur head

her: i still dont get it
OH. you were trying to be funny.

me: Just pointing it out

her: now i get it.
ur a dick [:P] and an UNfunny one.

me: Swearing at this stage in our relationship. Tut tut
Ur meant to be the innocent on here

her: and if you were being sincere, i chose one with my hair down coz it covered my cleavage. [:)] haha, trust me, im so awesome, i couldnt damage this friendship if i tried [:P]
haha, im not really good with the whole innocent thing tbh.. :L

me: I guess ill be the innocent one this time then
The things i do for u [:p]

her: haha, 'this time' ? :L haha, why does anyone have to be innocent? [:P] although, yeah i think you are hun

me:Coz i said so

her: [:/]
mmm...

me:What did u orgasm or sumthing?

her: haha and what, express it on the comp? nope :L maybe "hmm..." would be better :L
what are you doing right now?
and hey, i thought you were meant to be a non- dirty minded studious christian boy. [-_-] not impressed ...

me: Masturbating or sum shit like that
N im guessing from the mmm u were doing the same
Im such a goon [:D]

her: um. thats ur answer to what are you doing? :L fair. oh of course. I_I no, i was taking a break from my essay to visit fb. to find this.. lovely convo
haha yeah ur a hoot [:P]
IM WAAAAAAARRRRRM [:D]

me:Whats a hoot?


her:a laugh. watch old movies and read american novels

me:Ohhhhh

her: ive got fluffly socks and a hot water bottle, and im satisfyingly comfy [:D] haha


me:Lucky u

her:so what are you up to really?

Me: ..not much.. In bed
Dont get any dirty thoughts

her:same. and typing. an essay, haha, i think youre safe [:)]

me:Am i really?
I mean im Talking to u here


her:actually, im gonna go and finish it, two more paras and im done [:D] [:D] and i can SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP


me:But if u sleep who will entertain me?

her: haha, hey, im a perfectly lovely person, plus youve met me, so you know im not some dirty old man trying to meet you to rape you [:)].ah youre right, i AM pretty entertaining, not just a pretty face and all that [;)] but no, unfortunately i love sleEP MORE THAN YOU. [:)]

me:Really talk to me for longer i think ur a "hoot"
Wait u love me more than sleep or u love to sleep more than i do?
N i dont think i mentioned anything bout u having a pretty face?


her:haha, THAT WAS SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC. BUT YES I AM. i know it [:D] but alas, i am needed elsewhere. stay away from children. for their safety and only give the woman money AFTER youve done the deed. (i love sleep more than i love you- which really, lets face it i dont :P)
you dont have to, i get told often enough (im kidding btw. not really arrogant :))

me:But as bbfs i thought my opinion would effect u more?
R u cheating on me 0_o

her:what the hell are BBFS??????? :L haha
cheating? how? :L

me:u must cheating coz u must have another best friend whoses opinion u value more than mine
Hence the cheating part

her: ok, so what are BBFS exactly???
haha aw, sweetie, i dont value your opinion! [:)] silly boy [:P]
best buddies for life,but u misspelt it im guessing?

me:Idk "big breasted ..."
Think of sumthibg for f and s

her:i have NO IDEA. please just say :L

me:Idk either im trying to make on up

her:haha or you just dont wanna say.

me:Oh atleast i got the big breasted part correct

her:jeeeez, "kingk12" i wont be pissed, just say lol :L
ohhh, ok, so you dont know either?
you shoulda just said bffls [:)]
and um . perrrrvvvyyyyy

me: I was talking bout myself
Gosh talk bout self centred


her:anywaysss, thanks for the lols, but i gotta go. AND LOOOOL [:D] see ya
hahah, soz i just assumed, with my gender and all
byee [:)]
c'mon, say it back, like a grown up

me: Kl
U doing anything Saturday
Oh btw
Fine blank me then

(after that she went offline without a reply so i sent her this offline message after 20 mins)

me:{ subject: Rude....

I was gonna say something before u said bye n ran off [:)] . R u doing anything this weekend. I have literally nothing planned for that day n im heading off to uni on Sunday. U seem intresting so i thought i should hang with u atleast once before leaving (and maybe teach u manners when saying bye to people :p). Get back to me }


AND SHE REPLIES WITH THIS


im meeting a friend... but i guess we got three options (i work sundays [:)] ) 1. 3 of us hang in town for a bit 2. we dont meet up or 3. i meet you in town around eleven and we hang for about 2 hours and i get my friend to meet me in town at 1 [:)] aw, im more than interesting [-_-] and yeah, i wouldnt mind hanging out with you a lil while either [:)] get back to ME. ha



i still havent replied yet but its going great so far. which options should i choose her guys with her friend or just with her. what are the advantages and which is best right now. i only met her once in real life ad i didnt do A2 and A3 stages so im a bit behind.so far so this this effectively day2


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Finally had "some" success with this lol


Me: I would remove that profile from your pic...
HB: Why?


about 40 minutes later she sends me a Instant Message with OKCupid's IM

HB: Why should I remove my picture?
Me: lol Well I was hoping you could take a joke..You have a nice body, can't see much of your face, but you look kinda cute. Beauty is very common though and only goes so far with me. I'd like to know more about you. Tell me some things about yourself which separate you from all the other females out there
HB: OMG I was scared!!
HB: i have 3 jobs, no bf, im graduating in may, im a big music head, and i can be a morning or night person
HB: im sure there are other things that make me different
HB: so ru really form __?
Me: Yes..and damn, 3 jobs and school..must not leave you much time for a bf even if you wanted one!
HB: Well I make time for friends and family, if i had a bf i'd put him somewhere in there lol
Me: Well I'd hope you make time for him, otherwise what would be the point in dating you
HB: ol true! i was curious bc __ is such a small town i would be surprised if i knew u..but! i dont know tooo many ppl here.
Me: Well, I can't really see your face so I don't know if you look familiar or not..I'm leaning towards not, tho you never know :p
HB: lol maybe baby
Me: ;) so..have you even looked at my profile yet?
HB: YES I DID!!!!
HB: Like 3 times!
Me: Whoaaa...creeperrrrr ;)
HB: lolol well i was a bit confused w ur first message i was like omg who knows me and what r they doing lol
Me: Well I'm 95% sure that I don't know you, that's why I messaged you :p
Me: I ask if you looked at my profile, just to make sure we're both on the same page
HB: of course
Me: Thats good...I get mixed reactions with my profile..God forbid a female admits to liking sex as much as guys do
HB: haha yea were usually looked down on for it
Me: its true..there's definitely a double standard there..but there shouldnt be
HB: i agree. but thats what society has done
Me: I mean..if i like having sex...and you like having sex...then why not have sex together? thats my philosophy ;)
HB: lol well its usually more fun with another person
Me: what, do you mean like a 3 some??
HB: haha noo..sometimes its hard for me to get myself off
Me: aww so what usually gets you off?
HB: i like rough sex and i like someone going down on me
Me: do you like to give head too?
HB: o yea
Me: great..cuz I only give oral when I receive it as well...The question is tho..is it good head?
HB: duh lol
Me: Typical answer :p I'll be the judge of that tho
HB: hahah if ur lucky...but hey babe. i gotta run. i hope u have a wonderfuL evening. im sure ill chat it up w u again.
Me: We can take this to text, whats your number?

*she had signed off tho right when I sent the message*

It started kind slow...picked up a little bit..went decent....then she ended the conversation.........I see some points in the conversation where I could have had better things to say..but just didn't have it in mind at the time..I should have been the one that ended it earlier, and got a number before..instead of trying after. ahhh oh well. It was a good effort.


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