| So I met this girl at walmart of all places a few days ago. She was trying on a necklace that she saw (it looked pretty pricy). I walked up and asked about a battery for my watch to the cashier. Then I turned and looked at the HB9 and said, "If you're used to getting those kinds of gifts, we can't be friends. I only buy original gifts, and jewelry is over rated as a gift." She looked at me cock eyed and said, "Who said I wanted to be your friend?" I said, "See, I was right, we can't be friends (smirk)." She giggled.
I ran the bald opener, (courtesy of filthyhat) and followed up with the 5 lies routine. I gave a time constraint and said I had to get shopping and get home, but we should meet up sometime and hang out. She agreed and gave me her number. I talked with her for a few more minutes about her work. During that time I texted her so she would have my number.
About 2 hours later, she texted me asking what I was up to. We texted for a while and I ended up calling her after not answering one of her texts for about 20 minutes. We talked for about 30 minutes, then I cut it short saying I had to go to bed. She tried desperately to keep me on the phone, but I said, "Listen, you're a sweet heart, and I like talking to you, but i'm hanging up the phone now. Good night."
The next morning I woke up with 3 texts from her. I answered one text with a one word answer. My phone exploded from her all day. I just kept her biting and chasing the whole day. The next day she texts me all day again. I told her I had to work that night and didn't get off til 11. She was DHV'ing and finding out logistics most of the night. Examples:
HB9: What're you doing after work tonight?
Me: Idk, was thinking of curling up and watching a movie, might go out. depends on how I feel.
HB9: I normally would go out on a saturday night, I just like to be on the town! But I think I could use a good night of cuddling and just relaxing.
Me: Well, I'm on the fence, but I'm leaning towards going home and escaping reality. Probably a few drinks to enhance that.
HB9: Want some company?
Me: How many of your friends are you bringing? I feel I can entertain up to 2 people tonight, not as animated as I usually am.
HB9: Lol, no friends. Just me, that is if you think you can handle that much.
Me: You are a handful! Yeah, come on over and we'll catch a flick.
HB9: I'll bring wine!
She came over and we started talking at first. I K-closed her as she walked in the door. Then we sat down with our drinks. She uncorked a bottle of her wine, I had 1 whisky. We started watching "the ugly truth." She was constantly adjusting herself to get closer to me each time she did so. I pretended not to take notice. She eventually just leaned against me with her back to me on the couch where she was laying down with her back on my abdomen. I smelled her hair, then pulled it back and kind of sat her up and smelled her neck. Then she turned and gave me the "puppy dog food bowl" look. I kissed her cheek, then her lips. Once I kissed her, she was an animal! Long story short, it's nearly 6 am now, and she is worn out asleep on my bed right now. A night to remember!
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