Well, this board is dead, so here's some exchange I had with the girl I'm dating.

I've been fucking her really good for the past 2 months. We fuck once or twice a week, but when we do it's nasty. I make her come, lick her ass and her pussy, she sucks my dick, recently I've been fucking her up the ass, I tell her that her ass and pussy belong to me, I call her a whore, I slap her ass, well you get the picture.

We're not exclusive (technically), but we're not seeing anyone else.

Today I'm going out alone. She invited me to her sisters bday, but I told her I had plans, so she's going out with her male friend.

Her: (7:15) I might have to pay u a visit in the morning. So, make sure u don't bring any girls home. Or, at least don't have them spend the night.
Her: (7:16) Remember, I know where the guns are. Jk

^I have 2 firearms in my house

Me: (7:50) Alright, but if you see a sock hanging outside the door, you know the drill
Her: (7:51) Is that the sign that you're "busy"
Me: (7:54) Yeah, but you can come in and join us
Her: (7:55) Not sure you can handle it. Well, good night