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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:00 pm 
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I was in vegas this weekend and no f-closes. A bunch of kino, k-close, #-close with locals. But the coveted f-close didn't happen. So after a long night at Jet, I came back to my casino look'n around for any last minute targets of opportunity. I find a 8.5HB blonde at a bar on the phone. Basically, I mistakingly took a hooker to my room. I say mistakingly because for like 30 mins she was totally just chatt'n it up, and said that she was waiting for her friends and shit. When we went to my room, I asked her..

"so wat do you have, besides yer pretty face (HB 8.5, 7.5 on vegas standards)"
"I like to party and suck cock"
"Oh that's cool" (not getting shit tested and shrugged it off)
"you take care of me, and I'll take care of you" -chick

guys I know we don't pay for anything here in the forum, but in hindsight maybe I should've done it. I brought it down from 400 to 250. My local friend said that you only get nasty ghetto black chicks (no I'm not racist) for that much, and she was no where near that level.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:08 am 
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"I like to party and suck cock"
Ahhhh, Vegas. In nowhere else could you hear this statement so blatantly thrown out.

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HB 8.5 ultimate hg? are you sure you were in vegas?


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:32 pm 
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oh...8.5 in vegas scale. I should have clarified. Vegas need a slightly different scale since all the chicks are amazing.

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