Hey guys.

Okay so I usually take my girlfriend home or leave her house around midnight after spending the night with her.

I was wondering, what cheeky things can I say/do as I leave her to make excited for the next time I see her?

I just want something to turn her on a bit. Something flirty, cheeky, etc.

I'm not sure if I explained this very well. But usualy it's just a standard 'Sleep well, I love you, bye' kinda thing.

Let me know!

Cheers people.

Give some lasting eye contact with a 'You're sexy I want to rip your panties off with my teeth' kind of look, then throw her a heavy compliment 'wow, you sure looked stunning tonight' or something like that, should leave her with that gooey feeling when she lies in bed thinking about you. Just gotta hope shes lying there flicking her bean thinking about you... Come to think of it, I did this most nights with my ex.. and the bitch cheated on me.. you know what maybe this isnt such good advice... oh god what have I been telling people... Aaarghh screw this I'm off to the pub to chuck a sh1t load of beer down me and pick up some mutant. Look out fatties you're having it tonight! Screw it, relationships suck!

Okay perhaps ignore my previous post, I'm not the correct person to give advice on this subject..

Wow think I got away with that one..

Haha fair play mate. Still an intresting read. :)

Pub already? It's like mid day? :L

I say this with respect, but I think this is bad advice. THis is what Betas do ("you look beautiful, princess" blah blah blah).

I'm gonna give you my advice because I've recently dealt with a chick that's cold when saying goodbye. The best thing you can do is to be cold. Make no big deal out of saying goodbye. DOn't worry about this shit. Alpha style. THink about how bad you want to get home so you can go to bed.

For example, last night I went to my place with this girl I'm seeing. When we got home I undressed her and told her to lay down with her ass facing me. I went straight for the ass, licking it, fingering it, you name it. I told her I wanted to do 69. I kept licking her ass, smelling it, then I went for the pussy while keeping one finger up her ass. She loved it.

I told her to lick my balls. Then I told her to put both balls in her mouth. She couldn't do it. "They're too big!"

She couldn't handle it anymore, and asked me to fuck her. We started missionary, then she went on top, which is her go to move to come. She came at least 3 times. She was SOAKING WET. Her fluids were dripping all over my bed, as if she had peed all over herself. I had to look for a towel cause the bed was so wet. When she came for the last time, she just fell to her side, breathing heavily.

That's when I told her I wanted to fuck her up the ass. She said "be gentle". I started gentle, then started with the dirty talk, spanking etc. I told her that her ass was mine. She repeated it "Yours baby, yours". Lots of other dirty talk as well.

She was begging me to come. I've had a couple of drinks, but she was moaning and talking dirty, so I was excited, and I was fucking her up the ass, so it was nice and tight. I came all over her back. She loved it. "You have no idea how much it turns me on when you come".

We fell asleep and woke up at 1:30, so I took her home. Kissed on the cheek goodbye, lol.

There you have it, mate. I fucked this woman up the ass and gave her a kiss on the cheek when I dropped her off. "I had fun tonight" were the last words that came out of my mouth.

[quote="Richard Pryor"]"I had fun tonight" were the last words that came out of my mouth.[/quote]

Yeah that's cool mate. I expected that's a better response. I use that a lot.

me thinks that richard's last post belongs in the lay reports forum.

lolol

with a couple more ESSENTIAL details of course,

like:

- what precisely did her ass smell like?
- what type/quantity of lube did you use?
- did she have mudbutt?
- and, etc...




^ sarcasm, btw ^

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Wtf is a mudbutt and do I wanna know?...

let your mind wander for a while,

then youtube "dave chappelle mud butt"

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

You're such a prude.