Here we go, this can work as an opener or as a Mid-Game/routine.
You: Hey, my friend says that Girls can't tell good jokes what do you think about that?
Her: No, that's not true.
You: Ok, Prove it, tell me a joke!
Her: She tells you a joke.
*You can react a lot of ways here, by laughing at her joke or negging her and saying, "That was ok, but don't give up your day job *Laughs* Also this is kinda a great tool to learn new jokes from girls, that you can use in conversation!
Her: Well ok, let's see you try now!
You: Ok, I will! I walk into a bar and see a man fall off his stool. So I think, "Wow this guys drunk!" So I say, "Her bartender give me this guys Address so I can drive him home!" So I take him to my car and he falls 3 times, I try to get him in my car and he falls another 3 times! I finally get him to his house, and he falls again! So I knock on the door and his wife says, "Thanks for bringing him home but where's his Wheelchair?!" Haha! *Props to Henny Youngman*
Let me know what you guys think, please rep back!
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edit: The initial time I posted it some txt got cut out.
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