Here are a few of my favorites:
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ME: Haha! You are damn lucky. Congratulations!
HB: Uh Why?
ME: Because I was just thinking about you!
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So what kinda trouble has jenny been causing today?
This bombs on hotter chicks. Advised on HB 8 and below after a day 2
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ME: We need to talk, dude! (yes, I use dude)
HB: What?
ME: I think I'm pregnant.
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ME: OMG, did you just see the news???
HB: No, what?
ME: Haha! GULLIBLE! I hope you don't ever take candy from strangers, too...
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Haha! Made you look at your phone for nothing. Man, do I have you in check!
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Holy shit! A chick fight.
(she'll usually keep replying with stuff like really?, where at?, who's fighting?)
wait about a half hour... then go into Mystery's girl fight routine:
IDK, they were fighting over some guy named Herman! I mean really, would you consider dating a guy named Herman?
that's all off the top of my head.
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