so i see this asian chick and the following ensues who's being played?
me:hey i would remove that picture from your profile
her:You dint like it
me:lol i hope you can take a joke, i thought you were adorable and i just wanted to say hi
her:Oh aww lol thank you

and hello
me:hi there... you know you have a c-shaped smile?
her:Is that a good thing? Lol
me:a freind of mine had her smile sergically altered to have one more like brittney speares. she said she was precieved as more freindly because of the c-shape in her smile
her:That's crazy lol I've never had surgery. You don't like it? Lol
me:it makes you look very freindly lol
her:Ok that's all that matters
me:well it was nice talking to you then, have a nice night
her:That's it?
me:thanks you just helped me win a bet
her:Ouch
me:what? it was a good bet lol
her:What was the bet?
me:the bet was that i could keep a woman with a c shaped smile talking to me longer than my freind could lol thank you
her:Oh so you were never interested?
me:of course i was the bet was just candy plus how do you think i beat him?
her:Lol oh ok I was kinda sad
me:nah we're just that good we can't be beat lol
her:Oh ok that's sweet
me:call me sugar lol
her:Ok what are you doing sugar?
me:lol thats cute, i just hoped out of the shower, other than that i'm talking to you
her:Awe wish I coulda joined you sugar.
me:wo wo lol i'm not that easy! lol that'll cost you...
her:Aww

how much will it cost?
me:you'll have to take me out for dinner and a walk in the park lol
her:And that's all? Then I can take a shower with you?
me:sure there's usually an itch i can't scratch back there i could really use the help lol
her:Would you like me to run soap for you or massage it?
me:i never really thought about messaging it lol
her:Would you like me to give you a nice soapy massage
me:lol what kind of bet do you have going on your side lol
me:wow you are just a little bit different aren't you?
i'm pretty sure she lost interest or more hopefully is so crazy over me that she had to stop and finger her self what do you guys think?