glad to see my farting thread is still alive.

behaviour/body language/words. can be learnt and controlled.
urine can be holded in your bladder til you find a toilet
FARTING can not be controlled, can not be holded then released.
when i have to fart, i have to fart. i dont go around and release my bomb on purpose and i dont make those big noise. it's all silent bomb that i have no control over.

Yeah well I'm glad this thread is the newbie section..

Otherwise I'd probably delete it on the grounds that it's DLV for the forum.

A discussion on farting is so.... Jr. High School.

I hope you don't do this with a date, etc... I mean you need to fart that bad, don't tell anybody, just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom or go outside or something.

Better yet, don't plan a date, or a sarge during your high fart periods.

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if i have a date planned, or a girl staying over then, i just skip my protein supplement for that period, i might lose some weight but yeah that's the price i'll have to pay.

You don't want to lose any weight, go to the Chinese buffet, or the Italian joint once or twice a week.

And take her with you.

Killin' two birds with one stone.

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This is interesting, because I was just reading some stuff that Mystery wrote and it had to do with farting.

Firstly, farting is a DHV because it shows the girl that you are not trying to impress her or trying to pick her up. And it shows that you are very comfortable and confident in the current situation.

Secondly, Mystery mentioned a rountine that goes something like this:

HIM: "Ooh, check this out .... watch this. Here, pull my finger. This is good."
Your TARGET pulls your finger.
HIM: Makes fart sound (not a REAL fart.) OH MAAANNN! You actually pulled my finger! haaa!
No, no jus' kidding, here, really, pull on my finger. No honest this is good. (Fart sound.) Oh MAN!
THAT'S TWICE!!! I cant' believe you! My NIECE is 6 and doesn't fall for that anymore! man
haaa!"
The PUA may decide to say, "I'm just kidding. Here REALLY. I'll show you some magic. Look at
this. My hand is empty right? Ok, really pull my finger. No really, I promise I won't fart again.
Serious. I swear to you. Magician's honour! No, swear. I promise I wont." She pulls your finger.
(Fart Sound.) "Oh my God you can get talked into ANYTHING!"

There's a difference between making a fart sound, and farting in the context of the thread.

Besides, I don't care what Mystery says in this regard. Farting on purpose in a social context around other people isn't funny. It's retarded.

You got a really young chick, she might be captivated by your immaturity when it comes to farting in public around virtual strangers..

But if you're date or target has a maturity level of over about 15 years old or so, do yourself a favor, don't act like your 15 years old. She wont be impressed.

And if she is, you should really try to attract a higher class woman.

You know, she might get pregnant and have the baby or something. And you're going to have to live with that little stupid shyt for a long time.

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at this time I am not having this problem, however whenever I eat a high FIBER diet, I have wicked nasty stinkers.

Farting is actually a subject I am disgusted by, but I could use some answers on it. In most cases, holding it is fine. But with Fiber farts, you don't feel bloated....you feel like your stomach is being twisted. It really hurts a lot. Ive been on dates and in places where I will hold it - but most of the time I get to the point that I can no longer talk or concentrate it hurts so bad. And it is lasting; not something you can pardon yourself for and then be done.

GasX is shit too (haha, get it?) doesn't work at all.

Anyone have solutions, besides sticking to the unhealthy processed diet (but hey, at least you don't have intestinal problems!)

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Yeah I bought some of those high fiber bars once, and it tied my gut into knots too..

I walked around all day like that..

I threw them in the trash when I got home.

Now I keep plenty of nuts and fresh vegetables around to munch on instead. High fiber without the gas.

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so it's the fibre yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

those GI bread.....................

if you want to be able to walk and not have rotting trash gas, stay away from Kashi cereal.

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This is true, but it also applies to long-time girlfriends.
Or your buddies.
Just don't make a spectacle of it, just like belching,
If a woman hears you belch, she might ignore it, or she might write your off forever for potential meetings.
Keep in mind, it's also okay to walk in when a woman's having her Period, if that's any perspective, lol

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somebody kill this thread. it's DLV to my reputation

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