So, me and my ex were together for 2 years. She went off to school, and long story short we were done. So, we are still friends on fb which im dure she still looks at mine. And we know the same groups of people pretty well.

So at This point in time, me and her havent alked in 3 months. Not a peep. so im sitting there tonight and my phone pops up with her name "Hey i know its been awhile and it might be kind of weird, but i have a favor to ask" so im thinkong here we go..she does this shit. she then tells me that she would. Feel bad if had a gf or was talking to someone she wasn't "trying to get the scoop" my ass Shit test. So i said whats the favor?

She says she has been super horny for the past few weeks and wants to know if she can give me a bj. I said Lol. And thaf i didnt know if she would be good enough. She said ok? And said nvm. I told her if she wanted to suck some dick she.can idc. She said she would be home this weekend and i said ill prolly pick you up. And that was that.


Alright..Im thinking SHIT TEST SHIT TEST SHIT TEST. Another thought was she must be getting no lovimg or dick at school..so should i go and get action and dome or does she still like me, or is it a huge ass shit test? I also thoight she might jsut want to be nosey and see what im up to. A lot has changed for me since our breakup..

Today for me has been so damn weird & shitty. I need some fucking help!

Tell her to come over to your place and give it to you. Anything more is too much effort on your part, because you don't need it.

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"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

There is a time for gaming and then there is time for fucking a girl and showing her good time.

This is not the time to game her. Use common sense.

still not totally down with the lingo, but I agree, she sounds interested, just tell her to come over and do it, or say if you're going over there you want her to just suck your dick, you aren't interested in talking. but only if you want to, she's your ex for a reason, do you want you cum in her stomach?

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La Dolce Vita.

Let her suck your dick.
Why the hell should it be a shit test????? Stop reading pua stuff.

She calls you out of the blue to give a blowjob? Where is the shit test? Oh wait maybe she is thinking of biting your dick out if you say yes.

lmao sounds pretty straight foward to me...

i wish my ex did this haha

Well you've done it right so far.

Putting her on the backfoot by maybe saying no was a good move.

I love getting blowjobs

wonder why this would be a shit test? GET ER DONE!

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