ME (opener):
You're really cute! Wanna go on date hunting ninja monkeys with me?!?
HB:
Ninja monkeys huh?! Sounds awesome! I may have to take you up on that. lol!
ME:
Okay... But you gotta be nice. Ninja Monkeys are scared off easily by mean girls. :p
Seriously, how's the online thing going for ya? Meeting any hotties??? Any good dates yet??
HB:
I can be mean sometimes but I promise to be nice. I just barely opened this
account. I haven't met anyone yet or been on any dates. I don't realy date. I am
too busy. Part of the reason I opened this account. What about u?
ME:
I've met quite a few friends on here... but that's about it.
Btw, my name is PUA bob..
HB:
Friends are always nice to have.

Hi PUA Bob! I'm PoF Hottie Jane!
ME:
Do you text, Hottie Jane?
HB:
P.S. She said in her profile to be creative and make her laugh.... That's why I chose that opener.