This happened last night, I hope you guys can help me with these two. I was in a club yesterday, sarging alone. I opened this HB9, everything went fine, until I made a mistake. I mentioned my ex. Than she started disqualifying me. Now how should I react to these:

A) I always struggle with this one, it was not the first time. I'm 25yo, now when the girl is 26-27, they always fucking tell me that I'm too young. How do I react to this? If she is over 30 I can say that she is too old for me but 26-27 is not too old it's just not ideal.

B) She asked me what my sign was. It's leo. Than she was like "OMG I'm aquarius, that's like the worst combination ever! We could never get along". I could not handle this one either and I have no idea about horoscopes. What would have been a good response to this?

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For A) I would have said something like: "Yeah, I know! Let's just be friends?" or "I know, too bad for you I'm not into older girls"

For B) maybe something like "I know, I hear Aquarius (or whatever) are really bitchy. I can't stand bitchy girls! You're not bitchy are you?" or... "I know, so I'm gonna talk to your friend for a bit" (if there is a friend, that is).

Or you can always give her a look of "wtf?" as if she just spoke in arabic or something and move on to the next topic and if there's a friend, talk to her friend.

Or just ignore her completely.