So I decided to try this online dating thing right. I can get the girls to message back because I neg them. However, it's like we argue the whole time... I can't transition to comfort rapport, blablabla. If I do, I fail.

Check out this example...

Me: Finally a girl on here who didn’t write an essay about herself. Dig the profile. Any crazy plans this week?

Me: I seen that you visited my profile but didn't reply. From a females perspective... what should I change about my profile?

Her: It wasn't really you or your profile. Ha you just aren't really my type. You know, the whole it's not you it's me kinda deal. Good luck, though.

Me: Why do you have to say it like that? Brat! Are you crazy? Or do you think you're some Ms. Universe?

Her: Wow haha name calling? Really? That's appropriate for people who don't know eachother. Totally.
I never said I thought anything of myself. You asked, and I said you aren't my type and it has nothing to do with you. It's just me and my tastes. I'd really recommend being less defensive if you're going to ask why people didn't reply to you.

Me: You know what I got out of your message? You're a "Me, myself, and I" type of dude. You got your head so far up your ass, you could chew your food twice. When are you going to grow up?

Her: Do you take it this hard every time you get rejected by someone?

Me: Lol alright I'm done having fun with you. I'm clearly just messing with you. I even said you had your head up your ass, and called you a dude!

I can't believe you didn't see what was going on. You didn't get bumped in the head as a child did you?

Her: Woooooooooooooow

Me: Awwh is little jumergirl upset. There there now. I'm officially adopting you as my little sister! But don't constantly nag your big Bro, okay

Her: You are really creepy. I'm blocking you.

Me: Says the dude who replies back within a minute. Do you live in your own fantasy world?
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I thought her last message was a shit test, but I guess she blocked me considering it's been about 30 minutes and she usually messages me back within a minute. WTF MAN! Help!

Is this a serious post?

You go beyond playful negging and just act like a bit of a douche tbh.

Lol you have to online. I tried beyond nice. I tried playful negging. Online, being the douche works best.

In real life, playful negging is.

I don't quite understand how it can be the best if you're complaining about it not working. And giving a lengthy example of it not working.

Well, from my experience, online sarging and playful negging is shit. No reply back.

However, with being douche, 90% of girls reply back.

"Hey guys check it out! My method is really awesome... By the way, it never really works, so what should I change guys? But it works 90% of the time!"
-Fucker

I can tell you have your wits about you.