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Subway & Train "Denial Opener"
- This works when the carriage is basically empty apart from her.
- You walk up and down the carriage as if you're thinking really hard about which seat to sit down in
- You then pick the one directly next to her
You: Hey, is this seat taken
Her: Uh...no
You: Ok thanks (sit down)
You: I know what you're thinking, but I didn't choose this seat to chat you up, it's just that I really like this particular seat - there's a good view and it's really comfortable, that's it
Her: Ok
You: Not I wouldn't chat you up normally. I mean, you're really nice and everything, but it was really just about this seat, that's all.
Her: Ok
You: You know, now I feel a bit awkward, I guess I probably should chat you up. Hi! I'm ____, what's your name?
GOLDEN!