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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:16 pm 
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Strangest lay of my life. I'm an aussie guy, just moved to Los Angeles. This is the story of one of the best and easiest lays of my life.

Walking down the Venice board walk, and asked a girl where the best coffee in the area was (Australians tend to be very particular about our coffee). I asked her with absolutely no intention of picking up at all as I was supposed to be meeting another girl for lunch.

So this beautiful beach babe said something along the lines "sure, I'm going there right now come with me."
and off we went walking up in the direction of Santa Monica. We spoke and she laughed at literally everything I said and kept commenting how my accent was cute. I was really enjoying her company and we just generally got on well.

Took a right after about two blocks and I kinda figured what might happen next. Got to the front of an apartment building and she says "well, here we are." and then nervously laughed. I just said the coffee better be good or I'm complaining to the manager.

We went in the gate and she had a downstairs apartment, walked in the door and started kissing instantly and progressed from there.

In the end I never got a coffee and was late for my date.

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Two words dude :

Wow



I lied about two words

That's some sick story!

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yeh it was, it was a really odd one too. but i can't help but feel women somehow pick up on honest questions and honesty in general far better than men.

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bro im happy for ya but FROM what i see her is the thing.

I assume your a good looking guy so if you had an american "accent" or were american i doubt she would bang you then and there (but maybe your looks pushed her buttons? she is dtf anything is a fucking nympho? or perhaps its your very "lucky" day).

But I'm guessing she fell for you because in her mind she prob said "omg he is australians, he is so hot, his accent is so hot" try asking for coffee again with an american accent and see how that turns out.

I AM NOT HATING ON YOU. i just want to point out that "accents" turn women on and especially american women. I guess its vice versa with males too. BUT anyways man, IM happy for ya and DONT LOSE your aussie accent in america it will do wonders for ya and is a great convo topic.HAppy gaming
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But the coffee! Thats a nice random hook up! Wish that shit would happen to me :cry:
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WOW

Fucking wow... looks like I need to start working on that hot aussie accent...
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Yeah, of course the girl played a great part into this, but you gotta admit the guy's played it good, and I'm pretty sure a lot of guys would've freaked out being sarged by a chick...

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GREAT STORY MAN!....

GET TESTED! HAHAHA

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played a big part? she played the whole part, I was just in the right place at the right time really. I don't bother writing normal lay reports that go to plan because you seem them all the time and I don't really ever think in enough detail to analyze a pick up. Just talk to girls who look interested in me and more often than not shag them.

Only the interesting ones are worth writing.

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What a beast, nice one mate.
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hahah this is fucking awesome, so much respect for girls who can lead like that.

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I dunno... It seems like she led you to her house. Kinda looks like she gamed you. DAMN you musta met one of those legendary female master puas.

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The Aussie accent alone is enough to get you laid. People with different accents are immediately interesting and automatically DHV.
Congrats :twisted:
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" I just said the coffee better be good or I'm complaining to the manager."

Killer line. A funny, non awkward way to say "lets go inside"
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Wish the girls here was that easy.
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