Before I start props to authoritarianist for his mime opener.

So on my college campus they provide a free shuttle that takes students to their dorm at night (because you don't want to walk, it's safer etc.). Last night this happened at around 2am because these girls had just come back from the club) So i get into the van and right as I'm climbing in an HB 9.5 already in there says "where are you going." I said "I'm going to such-and-such a place" (I should have given a shit test here instead I think). Then I said "were you guys just at XX campus eatery" - they said yes and I told them that I smelt the smell of chips (neg) and then they said sheepishly/amused "oh that must be us." Then the HB 9.5 says do you live in XX dorm - so then I said "are you a stage-5 clinger? because I don't think I can handle that (neg)." Then her friend, an HB8, said "no she's a stage-7." (picks up on the joke). Then we go by another stop and the HB8 says that if she could have it this van would be like a bus in Harry Potter. So then I said "oh so that's you're fantasy world? what else is in it." then the third girl that I'm sitting next to (the two HBs are sitting front row and me and the third girl (a possible grenade if I didn't run the set properly), it's a small van) says "yeah everything from harry potter except for the dark arts." So then I told the HB8: "so you guys are homeless then and you live in this van?" (neg)Then they asked me what my fantasy world was like and I said that I would be in the Bahamas lying down on the beach sipping coronas. And then at this point I realized that I should try and run some more game so right out of the blue I ran Authoritarianist's Mime Opener on them and I said "I'm thinking about quitting school and becoming a mime, will you put a dollar in my hat when you see me doing my thing." and the rest of the opener I recited verbatim including the future adventures projection at the end of it where I mime in the Bahamas and they pick the pockets of onlooking tourists, split the loot four ways, get jacked up on red bull and ecstasy and then streak through the town. They were clearly amused and were laughing their asses off and i said welcome to my fantasy world. Then they started to fluff talk me by asking me what year I was etc. So then I said "so many questions. are you the government or something?" (neg) then I found out that they were seniors so I told them that they were too old for me (neg #5) and then I got an IOI from the HB 9.5 when she asked me for my name. and then i found out that the HB8's name was svetlana (russian name) so I said "oh cool you share the same name as Svetlana Kuznetsova, a former US open winner" and she said "sorry i don't watch golf" at which point I said "no it's tennis" (neg#6) and then i said that this tennis player used to be #1 and then the grenade said "she (the HB8) was #1 before that" and I said "don't flatter yourself" (neg #7). after this I had to get off and they mentioned something about joining me in my fantasy world (I should have shit tested them here by playing a game with them to see if they qualified e.g. the esp trick etc. I think). so when I got off I just said "see you in the bahamas." I didn't number close but this is a closed campus so people know each other and the HB9.5 is in one of my classes I think. Not to sound cocky or anything but my guess is that they had a slow night at the club and that I made their night. The club here isn't conducive for gaming because there's so many cliques (it's college) so daygame is pretty important here but the situation just popped up in front of me here and I took my chances. Notice how there was a lot of negging but I made sure to use them with the right timing. Thanks PUAs. Looking forward to hearing your constructive criticism.

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