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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:03 am 
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This is my first Lay Report and its crazy that its also my first threesome. My good friend was having a birthday party this past weekend and we had a shit ton of alcohol

All of the guys were there early and got smashed right away. I kept my cool and did not drink as fast. As the girls arrived I maintained my frame and DHV'd as i knew most of the the HBs at the party. became the center of energy as i was leading all the drinking games with the girls, constantly teasing, negging and overall having a good time. These girls could tell that I was not just one of the other drunk guys at the party.

Unfortunately, most of the HBs had bfs. after introductions and a few drinks, i separated and went outside and smoked with some friends and generally relaxed. Showed how i did not need to constantly drink and try to hit on girls. Maintained my relaxed frame and showed my sexual side as when my friend spilled a drink on me, i had the chance to joke about it and show off my body. Ive learned that girls love it when you Demonstrate that you are comfortable in your own skin, no matter the situation. even shirtless, Had a really good conversation with this one guy who brought a bunch of his girl friends. Instantly connected.

We were trading stories and smoking, having a great time. some of his friends invited him inside to play drinking games and he brought me along. this natural pua was chill and had many hot friends. (If you cant open a group right away, if you befriend a person in the group it automatically qualifies you.) i was grouped with HB8 and HB6 on my team and we immediately won many games due to my drinking game prowess (DHV). Even as a smaller dude (5'7") i have learned that showing girls that you can handle yourself when drunk and with alcohol is a DHV. Throughout the games i was cocky funny and negging the HB8 all the while DHVing, storytelling the HB7 and having her qualify herself. At first the hb8 told me she had a boyfriend so i didnt even bother. She seemed needy tho so i kept at it, but i focused my attention on the hb6 and the hb7 on the other drinking team. Hb6 was giving me the fuck me eyes so when we went outside for a cig break, i used opportunity to k-close. HB8 noticed...

After the break, Hb6 went to the drinking table and Hb8 and I went to the fridge. She made a brief comment about her large tits and as being very intoxicated, I made a cocky statement and went to feel her nice round tits. immediately k-closed while grabbing her tits. (when girls mention their body i always figure they are thinking about you and their body. Make a move unless their statement was needy) the Hb6 saw this unfold and walked away. I kinda thought that i fucked this situation up but i realized that these girls are friends with each other and either way i would get one of them.

The following drinking game did not occur as i was too busy hooking up with Hb8. AFterwards, we went outside for a smoke and Hb6 was still giving me those eyes. (I have this test with girls who smoke cigs, i ask for a drag and if she puts it in my mouth then im golden, if she hands it to me she still has a shield up and if she gives you ur own fresh cig, it can mean many things depending on her frame.) She put it in my mouth and let me take a few drags. Hb8 and Hb6 talked out of ear shot and then Hb8 asked me if i wanted a threeway kiss. did not even respond just went in and got it. I then told them that we should all get another drink, we go inside and then Hb8 and I were eyefucking each other.

We convinced Hb6 to join us through HB8 kissing and rubbing her till she was wet. We went upstairs and in the bedroom hb8 went down on hb6. I was drunk and lost my frame slightly (first threesome, kinda nervous i guess) and couldnt get the Hb8 to remove her clothing. I got both of them to give me a bj and i nutted on both of their faces. but afterward hb8 left and i was left with hb6 naked on the bed. i fingered the fuck out of her but since i wasnt as attracted to her as i was the hb8 (for obvious reasons) i couldnt get up. I was also so drunk that i probs had whiskey dick, so unfortunate. she wouldnt give me a bj so i didnt get hard and i just said fuck it, got dressed and left.

Downstairs i saw the hb8 and #closed and she left not 5 min later, perfect timing. the hb6 comes down stairs and i get her number as well but i dont dwell with her long and she eventually leaves.

My first threesome was awesome but im pissed that i was too drunk to continue and fuck the girl. When im drunk my frame is so chill and sexual. i need to work on getting this frame when im sober too. both HBs want to fuck me in the future so its all good. And btw, i was so drunk or just plain stupid, i didnt even know either of their names until the next day lol

I realize now that throughout the night i maintained my sexual frame and attitude to all the people at the party. I DHV everyone since the beginning and i was 'that guy' at the party yet i was also relaxed. good idea to carry into other situations

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:28 am 
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Hahaha I hate getting drunk and gaming... I can't feel a THING.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:10 am 
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Hahaha I hate getting drunk and gaming... I can't feel a THING.
ive had a similar experience last year where i actually was blackout and my friends told me that i tried fucking a girl but had whiskey dick. But Being in a good state of drunkedness is awesome for crazy drunk sex lol. I used to N-close and K-close everytime i would drink, but when i was drunk but i found myself having too much fun drinking with friends and not f-closing. so ive stopped drinking heavily to get f-closes, so far so good :p

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