My computer crashed in July and I just got a new one. The following is a field report from the end of July taken from my journal.

I went to Ottawa to visit 3 of my brothers that live there. I braught along an mltr that im no longer seeing. The women from my field report The Lawyer actually

Were in Ottawa, and drinkin and partying with my brother. We go up and drink a bottle of wine at parliament hill. This girl is like 90 pounds soaking wet. She gets insanely drunk and when we are back at my brothers she puts on UFC gloves and starts punching all of us in the face. Shes drunk and weighs 90 pounds, her punches dont hurt.

After the night is over we are all in bed. I fucked her on my brothers pull out coach and he actually came out to get a drink of water while we were banging. Nothing like your little brother coming out and seeing you bangin a hotty and giving you a thumbs up while your doing it.

We fall asleep after sex.

5 am im awoken by the girl. She is frantically trying to gather the bed sheets up and is cleaning. I notice im soaking wet.

Her: Im so sorry
Me: What the fuck am I wet for
Her: I pissed the bed

Not only that but all over the fucking bed and me

I laughed it off cause she started crying. And when I was young I did it to my girlfriend twice so karma is a bitch I guess.

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