What statuses have gotten you lots of attention?

Statuses that have done me good:

"The type of people who I like to associate with: I like to seek out people who are happy, growth-oriented, open-minded, self-actualizing, and willing to try new things. That said, people who are unhappy, inflexible, immature, or highly judgmental don't make good friends or contacts"

"Always good for a hilarious freak out during sex: Rub the girls belly and whisper, 'I'm gonna put a baby in there.'"

"Girls please stop wearing those long ass hippie dresses... unless you're hot. If you're hot you can wear a burlap sack and get away with it"

"Sex with an ex: Would you do it? Have you done it? What happened after you did it?"

I took a picture of disgusting road kill on the way home from school and posted it up and wrote under it "Guess this animal"

I'm not sure what the point is here... rephrase perhaps? This just makes you sound like a Fb attention whore who's trolling for "likes" and comments. Unless, of course, you've gotten laid because you posted roadkill. That'd be awesome!

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this should help i use some of these from time to time.

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I think good statuses can be like peacocking and getting attention from some girls you rarely talk to. For example that hot girl likes your witty comment you can go back and go talk to her on hers or start chatting etc, running online game. Good status its a good way to start. I've had some hot 31 year old say something like, "Omg please let me be your valentine, I'm yours!" because I said something like "What the fuck is up with all these girls whining and crying about not having a Valentines? Go buy yourselves some chocolate, rub one out and call it a night" and got a bunch of likes and comments.