So first we set up the tables and drinks and shit,i go out and buy the fucker 2 bottles of vodka (i really feel rapport with this guy,he knows how to make people feel good)
He called two girls from our neighboorhood (one fat fat fat fat fat fat girl (i mean fucking fat) and a blonde with crooked tooth acting like a HB10)
I couldn`t resist dancing (I`m half Turkish,i just can`t resist music,i feel it in my blood)
and try using some persistence to get them dancing too.I saw that they wanted to
act like queens instead so i ignored them till the end of the party.
My natural friends best friend claims himself to be a professional drinker so i
challenge him.
After like 3 shots i start pulling girls to the "dance floor" (the center of the restroom) and start doing some crazy shit (inventing my own dance moves) everybody is clapping their hands and i see the girls giving me IOI`s
The first approach
I introduce myself,sit next to her,play with her hair
Her:Boy you got balls!
Me:Girl is that your excuse for being attracted to me?
Her:*laughs*
Me:I don`t really care if we really know each other but i know that i want to fuck you hard
She:Why don`t we wait like a hour so i drink better?
Me:You might lose me till then
She:C`mon you get me all ready for sex then leave with other sluts?
Me:Don`t use the word slut!It`s racist (i don`t even know wtf im talking about)
turns out she was my close relative
I dance with HB`s and get some kino,and at this point i get pissed and don`t give a fuck anymore about girls,i just have my own fun.
Some HB comes up to me and introduces herself
Now girls start complaining about me but they still get back to me giving me kino and stuff.
Some guy starts vomitting and breaking shit around so we get him home and the party ends.
I don`t want to face my natural friend today.[/b]

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