| My computer crashed in July so I have some field report catching up to do. I always change the names of the girls i write in my field reports
So, it was August long weekend and im up at a girls cottage, we will call her Betty. I just broke my wrist and it was casted. So, her and I are out on her boat and I see a huge party goin on at another cottage. I drive the boat over to it and dock.
Instantly im talking to everybody and trying to become the life of the party, which I did. There are probly 3 girls to one guy ratio at this party as a rich girl Emily was having a cottage party and friends from all over were comin up for the weekend. I make myself at home and opened a 5 set of 4 guys and one girl. I got the guys talkin and left Betty with them so I could bbq and go after my target.
Shawna was giving drinks to everybody. She was as tall as me, bangin, and racked. Blonde and blue eyes. I almost fell in love with her right away, and I didnt exactly forget about Betty. I just kept her occupied enough so her attention wasnt on me.
Im surrounded by girls at the bbq having a great time, and Betty was too.
Then Shawna comes by and opens me. So...What do you do. I tell her im a mechanic and I say that Emily was up so we thaught wed come say hi. Right on she says. I Little sister boyfriend routine her.
The little sister boyfriend routine is a funny routine I created and its a laugh everytime. Also, it dhvs me big time and conveys im the leader and protector of my family and I hold loved ones close,etc.
We were shooting the shit for a bit as I kept bbqin and Betty comes by and totally tries to blow me out by goin for a make out right away with me while im in mid sentence. I blow her off and said When you drink you just make out with everything. They both laugh and Shawna says, so do I. And starts making out with Betty.
That was perfect as im thinking instant 3way but I know that Betty doesnt want anything to do with having sex with women.
How can I get rid of Betty I thaught. I really wanted Shawna. Than Emily shows up. At this point we are done eating and sitting on the deck chilling.
Who wants jello shooters Emily screams. I know Betty was already really drunk so I started feeding them to her. By the end of the night she was passed out and didnt remember anything the next day.
Betty is so drunk partying and bouncing around. I get back with Shawna and Charlie Sheen Routine her. I told her I could tell her stuff about herself as my mom is into fortune telling and I can do it too. But its not good to do here. Lets go for a little tour and ill do it. She agrees
We walk into the woods. I cube her, Attraction spell her, and kiss close her.
We start making out heavliy and she pops it out. Dont you have a girlfriend. I respond, shes not really my girlfriend were just feeling things out.
She Responds and it sounded so hot, You wanna feel me out.
She puts my hand down her pants. The nest thing I know im banging this hb10 in the woods. I still have the scar on my ass cause I cut it on the ground.
We fuck for awhile. After we are done we start walkin back. We get to the cottage and I grab her and say, I want you again. I pull down her daisy duke bottoms and did her again at a tree behind the cottage.
The thaught of Betty coming by actually turned me on more...Wierd.
Shawna doesnt say a word about Betty at all. Im expecting a bomb to go off when we return to the cottage.
I tell Shawna to go as im gonna go clean up a bit. She goes back to the party and at this point its midnightish.
I go in the cottage, on my way to the washroom there is Betty. Passed out in bed beside 2 other passed out girls.
I sigh in relief.
When I return to the party, theres not many people there and Emily the host was passed out in the bed with Betty.
Shawna actually has a tent set up(more like a castle set up). After chillin by the fire and drinkin and shooting the shit. Shawna asks me to come to bed with her.
Im thinkin, ive already fclosed her twice and im in the clear as Betty is passed out. If Betty wakes up in the morning and finds me in a tent with a hotter girl, im probly walking a 4 hour car ride home.
I tell Shawna, I really gotta get back to out cottage as the dogs are probly ripping shit apart by know.(I didnt have dogs at the cottage I just needed an out)
I literally picked Betty up and took her to the boat. With a huge as spot light, while driving slow and quiet, I get to our cottage. Put Betty to bed, and I collapse on my pillow.
Betty wakes me up the next day, thanks for taking care of me last night. What happened anyway.
AND IM GOLD
This is a long story short
Keep Sarjing
Derail
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