different girls will react differently. You will have to do it play for play after she responds. If conversation go cold I leave it as such and email her like a week later with

Me:
you know 93% of women masterbate in the shower?
and the other 7% sing. Do you know what they sing?

Her: No what do they sing.

Me: Well if you have to ask what they sing. You must be part of the 93%

Her: lol you are good

Me: You have no =)

then roll from there.

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No she just has ice running in her veins, or you're not her type. Online girls can be way choosier on who they want talk to. Online is wayyy harder than face to face game.

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Only use the renengager bet opener is if it's your last resort.

Darth

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Me: hey I would remove that picture on your profile

Her:Why?

Me: lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable , I just had to say hi .
Is that really you?

I'm Tyson.

Add that and see where this get you guys.
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Decided to try this out and works surprisingly well. Got a few responses now just waiting for them to continue the convo.

Heres how I kept one going:

Me: hey I would remove that picture on your profile

Her:Why?

Me: lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable , I just had to say hi

I'm Paul.

Her: Oh! Lmao I honestly thought there was something wrong with my photo!

Haha, I'm Krystina. It's nice to meet you. (She actually changed her picture.)

Me: Haha I like how you changed it after. Is that really you or just a fake profile:P?

Nice to meet you. So what kind of truck do you have? I could use an endless supply of gas so hook me up when get some!(Detail from her profile)

Her:Lol really me. I changed it cause I dyed my hair over the weekend and I was sick of people asking me about it

I drive an 04 Ford Ranger. If I had an endless supply of gas I'd help ya out. Unfortunately I suck and haven't struck any oil as of yet. It's a work in progess though ;]

SO. Whatcha doin? If I start rambling like a delusional 5 yr-old I'm sorry. I'm a tit bit hyper.



so looks like it went well. Convo is continuing

nice. Hopefully people read your post.

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Here's another response I got.

Me: Lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable, and just had to say hi.
Im Paul.

Her: I guess I don't see your sense of humor... that was a strange thing to say I've never been told that before I'm guessing you're pretty original...lol

Me:
Yea well the average chump, "your hot" intro is pretty lame.

And your name is?

So you were on a swim team? I used to be when I was younger. Bet I could win in a race! Challenge sometime?

This is really good. Your first post was really good too! I sure wouldn't mind seeing some more if you don't mind. I could always use more examples when it comes to online game. And this opener along with Darth's other one is very good!

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Day By Day, Night After Night

Well been having more and more success with this its rediculous. HB 6-9's all biting. Ill post later

In case you guys get stuck try this if they dont bite:

Me: Johnny Cochran
Her: Huh?
Me: thats my name in the bedroom.
Her: lol oh yeah? lets hear it, I know you got something smartass to go with this.
Me: I'll get you off!

You should try Johnny Fingerblaster or Johnny Thundercock, it's funnier.d

You dont get it...

Johnny Cochran was OJ Simpsons lawyer.

No, I didn't get it, but most girls won't either.

rewrote some of the lines test this out see how it works

Me: I would remove that picture on your profile

Her: Why?

Me: lol I was just kidding, I hope you can take a joke. I thought you were worth getting to know so I had to say hi

I'm Tyson =)

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Haha, this is gold. I am about to go to bed so I messaged 3 girls this. Right as finishing up an e-mail, two of the three had already responded positively. Well, sort of positively. Check out this convo lol:

me: Vader's opener.

her: ummm...ok. if my ugly mug offends you, dont look. sorry, i guess? (fairly cute girl too)

me: woah, easy. Haha. I was kidding. I think your profile picture is adorable and I wanted to say hi. I'm name.

her: Hi name,
Interesting tactic... geez. I'm HERNAME, and I was only slightly offended.

me: Heya HERNAME, Only slightly? Haha, ya right. You probably have to repair the hole you punched through the wall don't you?

her: Maybe... I literally almost just deleted my profile. It's bad enough I get unsolicited junk pile pics, but now some guy is calling me ugly! Sorry, if youre easily offended but its happened. Haha


Okay, so she has negative self-esteem. I'm going to compliment her looks one more time, then ask her out in probably two messages. This should be an easy close.

edit:

me: Oh no! Well, I'm glad you didn't delete it. I'm a sucker for a cutie with green eyes.

It's time for me to passssssss out. I played some soccer earlier and it wiped me out. Can barely keep my eyes open over here. Hopefully we can chat tomorrow or something. G'night HERNAME. Maybe I'll see you in the dream world


Like Vader said, gotta message play by play after the initial response. Adapting is key here. For this girl, she has a lower self-esteem and is at the tipping point of quitting online dating. Negs won't work as well as compliments. She will be looking forward to talking to me tomorrow.

57 Replies in 3 days. Probably sent about 70-80 messages. This works well.

Now time to sack up and work on my IRL game.[/img]