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JohnCooper
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:02 am 
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I always say to my students, opening is an opportunity.  Even if they are not hot, you should get into the habit of seeing the value in EVERYONE.  I decide to chat to a ropey looking girl in central London sat by a fountain.  It turns out she knows some places to get cheap flights to Aus and also has connections in Melbourne where i'm off to for the summer. Namely her half sister who looks quite fit in her facebook pics.

So i'm in melbourne on a Thurs night and one of my plans has fallen through, so I ring this chick to meet her.  I turn up to what is a posh part of melbourne.  My skinny jeans, 'emo hood' and doc martins look bang out of place.  I am greeted by her and her suited up 'media' friends including a guy  called 'Big Tony'.

This chick turns out to be a producer for a TV news channel.  She is a bit plain with just an eye for a flattering facebook photo.  Her hotter girl friend is sat on the table and is on a date with some muscle mary.  It turns out he is an AFL footballer.  (the equivalent of a premiership footballer over there)

I observe, and she looks bored as hell, her eyes constantly darting off in the opposite direction to the guy.  I work my way in and chat to her and the guy.    I dick around with her and I'm not even trying to win her over but it's noticeable that i'm providing the rock n' roll archetype she is craving.  The AFL footy player doesnt know whats hit him.  Sport vs Game in action i guess!  He trundles off to get himself another pathetic pint, I help myself to her glass of wine!

One of the most important principles that we teach is knowing how to fire off strong intent - something which gets totally overlooked in the industry.  It's working and she's now laughing at all my jokes and I can feel she wants my willy, so whilst she's on an emotional high, I take her upstairs for a jointcocktail.  I always find having the same drink as the girl helps build rapport.  I'll never have a beer if they drink wine for e.g  infact I'll never drink pints infront of a girl.  It feels a bit clumsy to me.

Big Tony invites us all to his pad, and she laughs off her date to join us. This guys pad is like something out of Thunderbirds, with moving walls, and indoor swimming pool.  

When the other 2 go out the room for a cigarette, i yank her hair back from her pony tail and give her a spiderman kiss.  She's clearly wet from this.  And i know i just have to extract her now.

"Shall we get out of here"  Holding strong intent.

We wave a cab and go back to her apartment, and we get it on for about 2 hours before we collapse into a drunken coma.  Her alarm goes off at 6am.  Grumpy I ask her "Why the fuck have you set your alarm for 6am?.  "I'm reporting this morning!"  It turns out she is a well known tv reporter in Aus.  I am rock solid in the morning and in need of  working a double shift, but she won't even touch it. Selfish cow, so i wank myself off, whilst looking at her like some dirty old man!

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Selfish cow, so i wank myself off, whilst looking at her like some dirty old man!
holy crap, i laughed so hilariously at this point.

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You, sir, are a hero.
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That was awesome. Inspiring shit right hurr.

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Great effort buddy, dying to hear who she was-I watch alota AFL. Anyway you can tell-name, her show, description? Email me if prefer. If you'd rather not tell, no sweat. Great story nevertheless. The point here is that you wouldnt have said a word to her if the AFL guys game was good and she was laughing etc? Nice.
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you can see her pic on LSS forum, in my LR there

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Cool-whats the LSS forum?
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