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Once you let me on the forum it was game over hahaha
I should write you guys instructions
on how to deal with a super extreme C&F female
but I don't even if you had a manual i dont know if you guys could handle me

If you think you're intelligent enough to write us a manual, go for it. Give us your best shot, babe.
Just remember, just cause you got some character doesn't quite make you super extreme.
Ahem . . . Cougar . . . "a legend in your
own mind."
And, even if you DID manage to come up with a manual, you would be throwing it out the window by the time I got done with you. Which is why it would never work out between us.
A look . . . a touch . . . legs shaking . . . eyes rolling and closing . . . sounds escaping from your mouth involuntarily . . . nope, you couldn't handle it. And yes, I say this from experience. The last "new" girl I went down on, within 1 minute she was at orgasm and telling me she couldn't handle it. I told her too bad, lay there and take it. I wasn't done yet.