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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:55 am 
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I'm awesome at giving others advice but when it comes to myself I'm useless. Help me out a bit?

I know this sucks but I can't figure out why tbh :/


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From: PUA
Sent Date:9/25/2011 4:27:21 PM Subject: I read your profile
You seem cool, which is strange for a girl. You must be telling porkies :p

Nah I resonate with a lot of what you said and you seem like you might make a good
friend. I'm with you on the hot and cold thing. One minute its yeah lets give it a
bash then the next its like meh I CBA.

Anyway before you message back check out my profile and then if you feel like it
come and say hi, although I obviously think you should ;)



From: HB8.5
Sent Date:9/25/2011 7:39:57 PM Subject: RE:I read your profile
Lol strange for a woman eh... You must be gay then :)

Yea must be with exs fault for all that doing then, wouldnt you say? I was fine b4 I started falling inlove and gettin things called *feelings* Mah...



From: PUA
Sent Date:9/25/2011 8:33:34 PM Subject: RE:RE:I read your profile
Yeah that's why I'm looking for women on a dating site. I
just realized how sad that sounds.

Feckin feelins. Who needs um!

Yupp I've been screwed over once. I recovered, had a few
fantastic girlfriends since but still never forgotten the
lesson learned, it will take a lot before my shades become
rose tinted. Its not impossible though

(No response)


From: PUA
Sent Date:9/28/2011 3:24:23 PM Subject: Hi
epic pic




From: GB8.5
Sent Date:9/28/2011 3:29:14 PM Subject: RE:Hi
Thankyou very much ha only prob is the pic is see threw :/




From: PUA
Sent Date:9/28/2011 8:41:20 PM Subject: RE:RE:Hi
See through?



From: HB.8.5
Sent Date:9/28/2011 9:33:54 PM Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Yip




From: PUA
Sent Date:9/29/2011 4:09:09 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
I'm not following this see through malarky at all. Feel free to explain, if not i'm sure i'd probably live :p. You knoe what after re-reading your profile I refuse to beive you are from Merthyr and if you are from there yiu are a dude! ha



From: HB8.5
Sent Date:9/29/2011 8:15:37 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Umm lol well i'm from Merthyr, iv been here all my life almost, apart from we moved down to Glynneath for 5 years then moved to ponty for a year, so yea i'm a merthyr girl just a diff type
from then lot ha




From: PUA
Sent Date:9/30/2011 2:25:23 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
well someone has to live there i suppose. I lived there for a while near thr castle. was actually a really nice place considering it was near the gurnos :s. starting a job in pentrebach tomorrow so i will be a short distance for a 'get together' (I don't do dates too much pressure and weirdness) after we get to know eachother a bit better so I can make sure your not a cerial killer or a man or anything listed on my profile ;)


From: HB.8.5
Sent Date:9/30/2011 1:02:24 PM Subject: RE:Hi
Sadly me. Aww i'm not far from the castle at all, but where I live it's pretty gay (hangs always sitting on my door step etc really ticks me off.) But other than that it's okish. Yea a get together sounds better than a date, don't have to dress up ha. but yea that sounds cool. Your havin a job down there, as what? Funny me ans my friends were thinking of going down there soon :s lol. Ha that seems to be poppin up alot, me being a man, hmm id be a pretty looking guy
then with big brown eyes. Be scared, be very scared.


From: PUA
Sent Date:9/30/2011 10:52:41 PM Subject: RE:RE:Hi

Ah don't worry I'll rescue you. (Can I borrow the horse?)
We'll ride off into the sunset!... Or a Rammstein
concert, make a bit of an entrance.

Why are women crazy and men so perfect? Being called a
man is a compliment!

To have a chance with me you're going to have to change
you're eye colour. No compromise I'm afraid... But you
actually seem nicer than everyone else on here, so we'll
work something out... Like a bag over the head or something :p

I work at the ******. Can't say much
about it since I started this morning lol. Only a few
days a week since I am one of those guys that focuses on
my dream.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:13 am 
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i understand your situation. To me, its a lack of knowing your game plan steps. Before you do anything, make your game plan clear in your head. If you want me to help you with that, then you can have my yahoo id

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:41 am 
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Cheers man. Very true. Exactly what I need.

I get lost between first message and meet up. Winging it every time with no consistency.

Although I probably need work on my meet up and after, even though the first and only meet up I made I had a same night lay with a HB 9.5. It's safe to say I got the sex part down ;). That night made the top 5 on my list lol!

We will have to come up with an action plan. I'm game if you are


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:16 am 
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i have sent you a pm containing my yahoo id. And let me know if you use nimbuzz. I am using my mobile these days to do online stuff. And nimbuzz is simply the best im

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:46 am 
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I'll just point out what I saw in these mails and you can take it at face value. Don't get offended by anything I say I'm just pointing out what I see as a means to help you out and not meant as a diss.
Quote:
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/25/2011 4:27:21 PM Subject: I read your profile
You seem cool, which is strange for a girl. You must be telling porkies :p

Nah I resonate with a lot of what you said and you seem like you might make a good
friend. I'm with you on the hot and cold thing. One minute its yeah lets give it a
bash then the next its like meh I CBA.

Anyway before you message back check out my profile and then if you feel like it
come and say hi, although I obviously think you should ;)
-
From: HB8.5
Sent Date:9/25/2011 7:39:57 PM Subject: RE:I read your profile
Lol strange for a woman eh... You must be gay then :)

Yea must be with exs fault for all that doing then, wouldnt you say? I was fine b4 I started falling inlove and gettin things called *feelings* Mah...
-
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/25/2011 8:33:34 PM Subject: RE:RE:I read your profile
Yeah that's why I'm looking for women on a dating site. I
just realized how sad that sounds.

Feckin feelins. Who needs um!

Yupp I've been screwed over once. I recovered, had a few
fantastic girlfriends since but still never forgotten the
lesson learned, it will take a lot before my shades become
rose tinted. Its not impossible though
-
(No response)
Never bring up past relationships until much later in the relationship, and ESPECIALLY avoid doing so in a negative manner. Try to always keep the emails upbeat and positive, if they try to spin it south just play it off or ignore it and keep positive, or just flat out tell them you aren't looking for drama and they need to be more positive if they want to hang with you.
Quote:
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/28/2011 3:24:23 PM Subject: Hi
epic pic
-
From: GB8.5
Sent Date:9/28/2011 3:29:14 PM Subject: RE:Hi
Thankyou very much ha only prob is the pic is see threw :/
-
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/28/2011 8:41:20 PM Subject: RE:RE:Hi
See through?
-
From: HB.8.5
Sent Date:9/28/2011 9:33:54 PM Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Yip
-
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/29/2011 4:09:09 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
I'm not following this see through malarky at all. Feel free to explain, if not i'm sure i'd probably live :p. You knoe what after re-reading your profile I refuse to beive you are from Merthyr and if you are from there yiu are a dude! ha
-
From: HB8.5
Sent Date:9/29/2011 8:15:37 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Umm lol well i'm from Merthyr, iv been here all my life almost, apart from we moved down to Glynneath for 5 years then moved to ponty for a year, so yea i'm a merthyr girl just a diff type
from then lot ha
-
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/30/2011 2:25:23 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
well someone has to live there i suppose. I lived there for a while near thr castle. was actually a really nice place considering it was near the gurnos :s. starting a job in pentrebach tomorrow so i will be a short distance for a 'get together' (I don't do dates too much pressure and weirdness) after we get to know eachother a bit better so I can make sure your not a cerial killer or a man or anything listed on my profile ;)
-
From: HB.8.5
Sent Date:9/30/2011 1:02:24 PM Subject: RE:Hi
Sadly me. Aww i'm not far from the castle at all, but where I live it's pretty gay (hangs always sitting on my door step etc really ticks me off.) But other than that it's okish. Yea a get together sounds better than a date, don't have to dress up ha. but yea that sounds cool. Your havin a job down there, as what? Funny me ans my friends were thinking of going down there soon :s lol. Ha that seems to be poppin up alot, me being a man, hmm id be a pretty looking guy
then with big brown eyes. Be scared, be very scared.
-
From: PUA
Sent Date:9/30/2011 10:52:41 PM Subject: RE:RE:Hi

Ah don't worry I'll rescue you. (Can I borrow the horse?)
We'll ride off into the sunset!... Or a Rammstein
concert, make a bit of an entrance.

Why are women crazy and men so perfect? Being called a
man is a compliment!

To have a chance with me you're going to have to change
you're eye colour. No compromise I'm afraid... But you
actually seem nicer than everyone else on here, so we'll
work something out... Like a bag over the head or something :p

I work at the ******. Can't say much
about it since I started this morning lol. Only a few
days a week since I am one of those guys that focuses on
my dream.
First thing SPELL CHECKER, if you are using CHROME as your browser I think this is a built in functionality for text boxes where you type the mails in. Even the best game can get wrecked by spelling errors (some women are sticklers about grammar too but most will over look that). You had the girl in this email (did anything come of us?), I would have avoided the 'rescue' her stuff in the last response and maybe said something about the meetup (though you really should get a # before a meetup, I find the steps are email, phone call/text, meeting, to make sure they are comfortable and less likely to say no).

Also just to keep things light and fun I tend to avoid the job questions (also because I have a nerdy job), and just make up exciting things I do for work and make sure its so ridiculous they're too busy laughing to believe me.

I think the last email should have been shortened to something like 'well here's what I'll do, I'll let you give me your number and I'll get a hold of you later this week and we'll see about hanging out, but you better be fun when we hang out or i'm going to MAKE fun of you'. Then you have a pretty good chance of getting the number.

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I'm not any master at any of this I just pointing out things that have hurt me in the past and giving some tips on things I've noticed working most of the time.


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