im just chatting with a girl I kissed in a club last night, she lives in the same block as me in uni. i know i am playing the game wrong, so i'm going to post the last conversation i just had with her below. im only new to this stuff and iv read a few books and had some success but i cant manage to get a day 2
any help or tips would be appreciated a lot, if you see anything im doing in this which is wrong tell me because it will help my game. be honest, even if it is harsh, thanks.

me:
you alrite smell

her:
yeh thanks you?
smell???

me:
smell is a nickname i use for girls who smell, yer i'm good yano, ya rekin that hoody will shrink to my size?

her:
i smell?? thanks
haha ermm probs depends just wash it wrong and if not you have an extra duvet

me:
gd thinking, yer you smell a bit

her:
im a genius like that, ohh thanks, your so charming

me:
im psychic me yano get on this right
first number you think of 1-10 and dont tell me yer

her:
right ok

me:
hmmm ...
7?

her:
nope not even close

me:
guess im not psychic then haha
ok then right
1-5 pick a number

her:
hmm guess not
right ok

me:
its 3 isnt it

her:
ahh yeah it is

me:
yesss though

her:
hmm yeah. you going out?

me:
might do, ***** wants to go out like
ay did **** tell ya about **** ??

her:
ahh right. yeah he did i cant believe it!!

me:
mad isnt it
hopefully its a lad because where already outnumbered in our block haha

her:
hahaha aww bless, probs will be though as its a lad moving out

me:
yer hopefully like
oo yer you takin advantage of me last night

her:
me taking advantage??? i was the drunk one!

me:
whatever cant trust you when im drunk now

her:
but you werent drunk

me:
i rekin you threw a daterape drug in me drink

her:
:O

me:
hahaha

her:
what are you trying to accuse me of here???

me:
ramming your tongue down my throat

her:
as i recall it started the other way round!!

me:
hahah ay im a good boy i dont do that kind of stuff

her:
hmm yeah yeah

me:
hahaha


me:
what made ya want to come to this uni

her:
ermm dunno really just liked it here when came for the open day. what about you???


me:
far away from all the gobshites back home haha
na its a nice place and me borther went here and loved it

her:
ahh right haha fair enough

me:
this different from back home?

her:
very!

me:
whats ******** like?

her:
meh its alright its nice in some parts and shit in others all depends where you go
what about *******??

me:
same with ****** yano town is decent but the outskirts are dodgy, glad to get out of there but i do love the place

her:
yeah suppose its the same whereever you go really n
anyways i'm off to bed got an early start tomorrow night xxxx

me:
go ed text me tommoro, night