Ok, so I'm quite good at online game and I've used it very successfully to get girlfriends and friends with benefits but this one is just funny!

I received a message from a blond hair blue eyed HB8 last week saying the standard hi what's up... She was hot so I decided to message back and within 3 messages she was saying stuff like "Hey babe do you fuck on a first date babe?"

This set off alarm bells so I got her to prove to me that it was actually her! She did that by sending me a quite a few photos of her near local stuff. She then proceeds to tell me that her cunt needs licked and her ass needs filling with cock that night! I'm thinking JACKPOT lol no game was even required.

Due to events I had to cancel! We had still only exchanged 5 messages or so! For cancelling she called me a fucking retarded cuntface lol and proceeded to say that I was just like all the other pussies that's to scared to fuck her lol.

I didn't respond...


Over the next few days she continues bombarding my inbox with messages saying how hurt she is and that I'm messaging other girls behind her back. Then I get one saying "stop ignoring me dickhead" lol

I honestly think I've stumbled upon a sex crazed psycho maniac!!

I finally replied after receiving a message saying "just meet me and I'll make it worth your while"! I told her that there's no chance in hell that I'd go anywhere near her for fear of getting my nuts cut off!

She replied calling me a pussy again haha!


If an AFC found this girl he would get destroyed lol!

lol, yeah, the psycho bitch persona is her version of dirty talk.

it turns her on.

she's just looking for no-strings

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

I was thinking that....might "fill her ass" on Monday if I'm feeling brave and in need of punishment lol

It's the whole "you better not be messaging other girls on this" & "stop ignoring me bitch" is worrying lol

If she kills me I'm coming back to haunt this board

she has the devil on her side man...she is going to eat your soul!

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make her laugh and you can make her do anything

PUA's have no soul...

I say count your blessings.

Fuck it, you only live once

@gtdave

...true you have a point

fuck her brains out!

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make her laugh and you can make her do anything

how did u get on? did you meet her.

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I'd be iffy about letting her get me alone for fear of what weird ass shit she'd be doing, or at least have a friend nearby and tell him to barge in if he didn't hear back from me every like 15 minutes lol.

Ugh, better avoid those, nothing good can come out of that.