Hey fellas. Im new here at the forums but an old member of the pua community in Israel.
Since im a soldier, rarely at home, for the past three years I experienced alot of online gaming.
Here's a convo I had yesterday with a wet hot Hb 9 for you all to see. I hope you guys could take a thing or two. Ofcourse comments would be welcome.

Phishis: Hhhhhhbbbbbb99999!!!!!! (use her name...)
HB9: Phishis??
Phishis: hhhbbbb99!!!
HB9: ok this is getting akward. One last time: Phishis?
Phishis: yes. U really are akward. Let's cut the chase. Ur beautifull. Im beautifull. Let's marry and have babies. Two for the most. A girl and a boy. Twins if you could.
HB9: oh great! I always wondered how surrogacy feels.
Phishis: hey! I cut the chase so i didn't mention how i make u helplessly fall in love with me, go out for 7-9 dates, going around the world in 80 days, having the time of our lives. Or how you asked me to marry you, and suprised me with a new dog. Do you think i'm a one timer easy to get? Youre all wrong baby.
HB9: LLOLL helplessly fall in love? I don't think i can handle this!
Phishis: sure u can't. Do you think its easy to fall in love with a rockstar. By the way, becasue you acted bitchy on me, im gonna divorce you. And don't think you get Chucky!!
HB9: Hahaha... Just for you to know- rockstars are my best friends. And Don't take me seriously. I was kidding about the surrogacy.
Phishis: ok. I see. I'm now gonna make our first steps as a future housband and wife. I must say im a little excited and would apperciate if you'd give a hand. R u ready?
HB9: haha... It's now or never!!
Phishis: HB9, would you like to be my facebook friend? (thats when u add her to your list).


From here on you can take things wherever u want. I usually prefer to mix cocky funny with good DHV'S, so she won't think your'e all but a joke.
Hope this helps fellas. As i said, comments and remarks are appreciated. I'm always happy to learn more.

Nice routine man

Thanx, man.
Most important thing when online sarging is being cocky funny when you first talk. That's the only way to make her reply your messages.

nice one. But dnt agree with, "would u like to be my fb frnd?" i assume it.
Next thng i dnt agree with, " cocky and funny is the best way" dat dpnds on what kind of style u chose. My online gaming style is damn aggressive, and for me, believe it or not, "hi" works best as an opener. The game u displayed is known as flash game. And i really love the way u were funny all the way. Great!

Thanx for the comment. Im always happy to see what other ppl have to say. Im gonna try "hi" as an opener. Have to admit i've never tried it befor.