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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:20 pm 
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nasty farts :twisted: due to protein drinks.


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:lol:

Thanks for sharing that with us.. :roll:

This should be a no brainer..

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well, some thought it's funny


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I guess as long as you don't have to smell it.. :lol:

I'd say keep fartin' to a minimum around chicks.. It's the polite thing to do.

Sort of like blowing your nose, and other bodily functions, that's what they make bathrooms for.. Another option, step outside, minimize your exposure to Taco Bell and protein drinks.. :wink:

Fartin' around women, especially those you want to get to know better is definitely DLV in my opinion. It's immature and shows a lack of basic social etiquette.

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Good Question?!? I see your point on it and you made me laugh, however, defiantely keep the farting down. That doesn't Demonstrate Higher Value, it Demonstrates your inconsiderate. At least if you blow your nose in front of a girl, you have a tissue, which is considerate.

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I guess as long as you don't have to smell it.. :lol:

I'd say keep fartin' to a minimum around chicks.. It's the polite thing to do.

Sort of like blowing your nose, and other bodily functions, that's what they make bathrooms for.. Another option, step outside, minimize your exposure to Taco Bell and protein drinks.. :wink:

Fartin' around women, especially those you want to get to know better is definitely DLV in my opinion. It's immature and shows a lack of basic social etiquette.
i have to take protein in order to maintain/gain muscle. around 200gram of protein a day.
and when you have a girl on your bed for the night, it's kinda weird having to get out of bed every now and than just to chuck a fart. maybe i need a ventilation system installed.


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I guess as long as you don't have to smell it.. :lol:

I'd say keep fartin' to a minimum around chicks.. It's the polite thing to do.

Sort of like blowing your nose, and other bodily functions, that's what they make bathrooms for.. Another option, step outside, minimize your exposure to Taco Bell and protein drinks.. :wink:

Fartin' around women, especially those you want to get to know better is definitely DLV in my opinion. It's immature and shows a lack of basic social etiquette.
i have to take protein in order to maintain/gain muscle. around 200gram of protein a day.
and when you have a girl on your bed for the night, it's kinda weird having to get out of bed every now and than just to chuck a fart. maybe i need a ventilation system installed.
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Well man, if you're in bed you gotta do what you gotta do..

Try to keep it quite why don't you? And buy the poor girl a gas mask.. :lol:

As for the extra protein, doubtful you need extra protein in your diet if you're a meat eater. Much of this is simply clever marketing to get you buy stuff you don't really need unless you're planning to compete in Mr. Universe or something.

If you're a vegetarian on the other hand you could probably benefit from protein supplementation.

Here's a chart for recommended total daily protein consumption for various body weights..

International Journal of Sports Nutrition

150 pounds = 105 - 135 grams of protein a day
160 pounds = 112 - 144 grams of protein a day
170 pounds = 119 - 153 grams of protein a day
180 pounds = 126 - 162 grams of protein a day
190 pounds = 133 - 171 grams of protein a day
200 pounds = 140 - 180 grams of protein a day
220 pounds = 154 - 198 grams of protein a day
240 pounds = 168 - 216 grams of protein a day
260 pounds = 182 - 234 grams of protein a day

You're obviously consuming far too much protein which is being excreted in various ways. Like I said if you eat meat, it's doubtful you need any supplementation at all. But it should definitely be 100 grams or less per day. I bet this cures your excessive farting problem to a great degree.

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yeah dude if your gastrointestinal system is all jacked out, like you say it is, you gotta start eating more "real" food, not even most ur protein from shakes....in fact protein shakes on label say not to have more than like 2 servings (i have like 4 tho). Eat vegetables and SPAM flaxseed too for fibre


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There's like anti-gas pills you can take.

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ahhh... the dutch oven. :wink:


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dude you need to change your protien shake. What ever the hell your drinking. I used to get nasty farts too when i was drinking something like GNC products. I give you a couple of products that dont produce that much gas or none at all plus they are the bomb. You can take PRO COMPLEX, its 60g protein per 2 scoops and ike 3g carbs. Taste is good and it goes down easy. OR you can take the new liquid protien that just came out. its 42g protein in 3.1 ounces, which is realy good. You can take this in between your meals up to 3 of them a day. And after work out you can take the PRO COMPLEX. That is 200g of protein in a day. :wink:


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oo i almost forgot. The PRO COMPLEX IS PURE WHEY PROTIEN and if you get vanilla you might need to add some suger to it, or somthing else to flavor it up since it has no carbs. With water it tastes fine but with milk you wil need to add like 2 spoons of suger. And as far as the liquid protien goes, it goes directly in to your blood stream so no fart at all from that ;). You can fine both proucts in a Vitamin shop.


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Many women find it extremely offensive to do such a thing..
i mean, first, she doesn't even know the guy & then next... she has to smell his rectum?
Quickly excuse yourself & air out elsewhere, say you had to get fresh air or something...
Unless you're married to a chick,
You should not fart...
I mean, if farting is bad etiquette during sex..
it applies to all walks of life.

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Many women find it extremely offensive to do such a thing..
i mean, first, she doesn't even know the guy & then next... she has to smell his rectum?
Quickly excuse yourself & air out elsewhere, say you had to get fresh air or something...
Unless you're married to a chick,
You should not fart...
I mean, if farting is bad etiquette during sex..
it applies to all walks of life.
Yep, exactly right..

If you're married to a chick, it's alright to fart.. :lol:

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